spring is in the air

[jphillips-998]

With all of us midwesterners getting our cars out soon, I thought this might help...


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[RANDY P]

(a buddy of mine in HS used this one once)

"Well sir, the car was doing 35, it's just the tires weren't."

Surprise, surprise, he still got a ticket.

rjp

[osidak]

Once when nailed for making a rolling stop I told the officer I was just trying to conserve fuel.

Said he had never heard that one before and let me go.

That same year I was nailed for running a red light. I got pulled over. He told me he pulled me for running a light. I responded with which one. I got that one (no surprise) In my defense though it was 3 am and no one was on the road except me and that cop and I was catching every single light.

Oh the dumb things we do in college

[Superman]

In Wyoming, bars are liquor stores and vice versa, and they have drive-up windows. They'll sell you a drink in a go cup while your engine is running.

[GSpreeman]

Officer: "Son, know how fast you were going?"
Porsche Driver: "No, but I was spilling my beer all over the place!"