Most common theads-2003 (some humor)
 

After reading the thread "Unlikely Forum Posts of 2003" and after many X-mas eve drinks, I did a quick, stream of consciousness list of most common threads of 2003. Towards the end, I took some artistic license and added a little humor. Anyway, virtually everyone will have participated in one of these threads (including me!), so don't take it personally. Here's the list (in no particular order); what did I leave out?

1. Questions re:/check out my 3.6 liter transplant!

2. Please run a carfax on this 911.

3. The A versus B threads: SC vs. Carrera/915 vs. G50/ 944 vs. 911, etc.

4. The "you already know the answer" threads: Can't downshift into 1st. Swepco did not help. Do I need to rebuild my 915?

5. Wayne: Does Pelican carry this part?

6. Which is the best radar detector?

7. Check out this ricer on ebay.

8. Testing out new format-Wayne.

9. Check out this rust-free '73 S!

10. Help! Car won't start!

11. Photos of engine drop.

12. Targa leak.:(

13. 944 Owner: Which 911 to buy?

14. Show us your [insert here].

15. PPI results: Should I walk?

16. Best set up for autox?

17. Question re: MFI.

[Now's where the booze really kicks in]:

18. SCWDP: Carrera owners are *worse* than Sadaam!

19. Motor Meister: Worse than Sadaam and worse than even Carrera owners.

20. Diverting motorsport money into the Cayanne was a great idea! Cayenne is beautiful! The new V6 Cayenne is even a better idea!

Anyway, it's 6:30 a.m. on X-mas morning. Time to get some sleep.

You forgot:

1. Should I drive it with one broken head stud?

21. Anyone with Photoshop that can....

22. Which muffler should I use?

What tires should I buy foy my _______________?

Fantastic!

Merry Christmas and have a great holiday season!!

What's the best wax.....oh wait that's the 356 board....

How about can you turbo___________?

- NoVA engine drop

and "Hey Jack, BB2 is in Excellence!" as if he already didn't know, lol.

My favorite is the dyno test, they know stock is 180 and they are a little peaved when its 178, Kevin

How about "my car's been crunched, how much will it cost?"

Anyone ever heard of the E-Ram?

You forgot - How do I refinish my fuchs?

"Al Reed Is The Best"

Most common. ..
 

God, I hate it when that happens! ;)

What was the story on that again, Island? Broken water pipe is I guess the obvious answer. Funny thing is, once those cars were thawed out I'll bet they were fine. I saw that happen to a fire truck in Mpls. once, big warehouse fire downtown on a windy, 35deg. below zero night, (and no, I'm not talking windchill factor which can be -100 or colder in MN.). I have some cool pictures of another ice/fire in Minneapolis somewhere, if I can find them I'll post one. :cool:

"Just installed my Steve Wong chip..."

"Anyone interested in a group buy for ____"

"How much is it worth ??" - Buyers and Sellers

Wavey, you beat me to it.

greenmonster--this is the year! Maybe.

Then there is the "can I fit 10" rims in the front of my ________?

"Can I re-use these _____"

(from the re-build forum)