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Red face OMG! True Ebay horror!

Ebay horror

Make sure your seated while watching this and don't tell me I didn't warn you....

Old 04-13-2005, 11:29 AM
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VW wheels and steering wheel. Crude, cheap dash. Simply horrible. Thankfully, a real car wasn't cut up. At least you'll be able to "keep up with traffic".
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I've actually seen worse than this 959'ster.
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Old 04-13-2005, 11:52 AM
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It's toss-up between that car and the eBay "Vanilla Ice Gemballa Catastrophe" that was mentioned in a previous thread.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=4541473341&category=10156&sspagename=WDVW
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Old 04-13-2005, 11:54 AM
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356...359...just numbers. They repeatedly tout their "attention to detail", too bad attention to accuracy was not included.

They also sell Spyder kits, and I am sure they are working on a GT kit as we speak (on a VW chassis, of course).
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! I really love the close up shot's of the wheels. Comparable to some of the polished Fuchs threads.

I can't beleive the thing has as many bids as it does!

Insane!
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Um...no really...it is about speed...
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I've seen much worse. The A-chassis components really make it look like a toy car. A nice set of Fuchs and a 930S steering wheel and it would be presentable, in an 80's kit-car sort of way.
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Old 04-13-2005, 12:42 PM
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Oh! The Horror!!!!!
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This got me......"The motor was profeshionally built buy a performance shop and designed buy a an aero-engeneer..."
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From reading the title info, it sounds like a kit, from top to bottom. I don't think any real Porsche parts were hurt during the contruction...
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get a rope...

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Old 04-13-2005, 01:17 PM
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Well guys, from the photos, someone did a "descent" job of it at any rate.
Prolly look good at one o them west coast disco places...
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Yow! There a BIDS on that thing. Its up to $11,000.
Maybe just his buddies pumping it up.

I've seen that thing before...in a bad dream.
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Old 04-13-2005, 01:41 PM
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This thing was on eBay at least once before.

God awful.

Really can't get over the stupid VW wheels and the stick on plastic emblem on the el-cheapo steering wheel. (you can buy the stickers in bulk on eBay).
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Dr Frankenstein would be proud of this car.
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Hope someone buys it and takes it out of the state... it looks terrible.

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Wasn't the last model year of the REAL Speedster 1958?
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