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The David Hassleh*ff of Porsches
If this car had a nickname it would be 'the hoff'
http://www.hemmings.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/dealers.detail/hmn_vehicle_id/226263 Oh My GAAAAAWWWWWD!!!. Last edited by red964; 04-11-2006 at 06:32 AM.. |
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How could you go wrong buying from a place called "Cars with Class"
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The first picture really impressed me with his photography skills.
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Oh my eyes!
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They started ot ok with the 914 and a 6cyl and then it won't downhill from there. How did they get the 928 endcap on???
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'Ya know? I think as fellow car guys we shouldn't be critical of another guy's taste in modifications.....well, unless they ask for our opinions. But sometimes people do such.....unintelligble.... stuff. What the hell was this supposed to be? Was there a plan? Looks like they turned a 914 into a 914-6...then things just started getting out of hand.
Some people just have too much money and not enough taste...in this case? NO taste at all. Someone needed to take this guys checkbook away and swat his hand. Poor little 914. They're nice cars too, it didn't deserve a fate like this.
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I think we might have a bit of a problem with the title of this thread though...
We are talking about German cars here and David Hasslehoff is a huge superstar in German. If we question German's tastes are we not questioning the tastes that bring us Porsche? Activate Nomex undies now... 
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seeing cars like this always leads me to the same question, "why do dogs lick themselves"? And the same answer!
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The car design can only be the result of having the tools, a welder , a few wrecked cars and a young man with a supply of speed being helped by an old man experiencing flashbacks
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Looks like an RX-7 convertible giving birth to a 928....OH MY GODDDDD....SHE'S BREACHING
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First you take the cake frosting and put it the cone. Make sure you have the correct tip securely fastened so extra frosting does not ooze all over. Then....
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Sorry, but that is repulsive.
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sadly, that's not the ugliest porsche modification i've ever seen, but you are right... what the hell were they thinking?
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I love it.
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I was so hoping that someone would do that!! HAHAHA!
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Can we put Gary in the passenger seat?
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-jeff back in the saddle: '95 993 - just another black C2 *SOLD*: '87 930 GP White - heroin would have been a cheaper addiction... "Ladies and Gentlemen, from Boston Massachusetts, we are Morphine, at your service..." - Mark Sandman (RIP )
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Ya gotta admit, the interior's pretty sweet. What is that - human skin?
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