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A Little Porsche Humour
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Porsche next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Porsche, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Ken |
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Exactly!
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ROFLMAO!
That's awesome.
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Beautiful.
Anyone else step up to a urinal and notice that it has a volume of 3.8L and start dreaming about a 3.8L engine for your car?
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11-10-2006, 07:50 AM
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LOLOLOLOL
Is your ride and early or and RSR clone? Oil leaks are so tragic.
LOL
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Re: LOLOLOLOL
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Re: Re: LOLOLOLOL
Stop your killing me. It hits to close to home. She cheated but I have much more time to do the really, truely important things like MSD and new suspension.
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Now that someone else is 'servicing' her I have five more minutes a month to work on the car.
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LMAO!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!!!
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the macdonalds urinals. Two night ago on my way to work
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11-10-2006, 10:29 AM
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You should actually send that in and see if there is a reply...
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Thanks, I had a good chuckle.
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OMG, a leak from the valve cover!
Now that is a really serious problem! ianc
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Sorry to hear about your leak, man.
 Never on even my worst enemy...
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Will you be able to park back in the garage with this leak?
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Dear Leaking Valve Cover,
This is a serious matter and professional help might be needed. Today it's just a leak but tommorrow who knows you could walk into the garage and find your baby lying in a pool of oil. Do yourself a favor and ditch the b*tch. There's only room for one girl in your life and her name is Porsche. Sincerly Abby
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ahahhahhahhahahahahh! SORRY! I don't mean to laugh.....but... man you killed me with that one!!!!
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LMAO IS THE OIL CLEAN?
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A man had an obsession with his red Porsche and spent many hours every week working on his car.
He spent excessive amounts of money on parts and upgrades to make it faster and faster. She was jealous of the attention he paid to “his car” and the late night hours he spent in the garage. Just before her birthday she finally had enough and gave him an ultimatum. “This year, for my birthday, I want something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200, just for me!” A few weeks later she awoke on the morning of her birthday and looked out the front window. In the driveway sat a box with a big red bow. She went out in her bathrobe and approached the package. She opened it tentatively. Inside the box was a digital bathroom scale! His funeral is Wednesday of next week!
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I posted Ken's (PBH) joke last year on April 1st on the Saabnet.com site and got about 30 replies. Believe it or not, all but about two people thought it was legit and offered me moral support and legal advice, with one even going so far as to tell me that my wife, along with all women, are scum!! I've driven a Saab as my everyday driver for about 25 years, but I never knew what an intense and serious bunch they were!
Steve
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