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PORSCHE - What does it stand for?
OK, time for a little stupid childish fun here 'cause I'm bored....you see, unfortunately, it's "winter" up here in Alberta and both the "old girl" and the "new babe" are in hybernation already.
 When we were kids, we used to take apart certain car's names and come up with interesting ways to remember them by, such as: FORD - "Found On Road Dead" (sorry Ford lovers!)  SAAB - "Swedish Auto Always Broken" (my apologies to SAAB guys!)  JAGUAR - "Just A Great Unbelievably Awesome Ride" (had a Jag once!)  DODGE - "Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines" (sorry Dodge fans!)  For our P cars, the only thing I could come up with is: PORSCHE - "People Overtly Recognize Such Cars Have Everything"  There's gotta be a better one than that!?!...........  Alex
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Well I don't have on for Porsche, but you missed a few good ones:
FIAT - Fix it again, Tony LOTUS - Lots of trouble, usually serious |
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FORD is "Fix Or Repair Daily."
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Pontiac - I wont say..pretty racist
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Ed, here in Canada, we can improvise a little.....
PONTIAC - "Poor Old Newfie Thinks It's A Cadillac"
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Ford= Fastest On Race Day or For Only Real Drivers
BMW= Bring My Wallet Honda= Have Only Nerds Drive Accords Chevy= Cheap Heap Every Virgin Yearns (Corvette Related) Dodge (Mopar) Move Over People Are Racing Pontiac= Poor Old Newbie Thinks It's A Corvette (Trans Am Related) |
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Ford - fix or repair daily
Ford - fuched over rebuilt Dodge Ford backwards - driver returns on foot Childhood for Chevrolet - Climbs hills even valleys rolls over lakes even terrains.......hey, we were like 8....... |
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Lotus....Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
Porsche........Perfection On Road Should Contain High Entertainment Last edited by mystro; 11-24-2011 at 07:23 PM.. |
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Obviously Require Special Care Handling 'n' Exercise.....
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Proof Only Rich Snobish Children Have Everything
F***** Only Rolls Downhill Mostly Old Parts And Rust
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SAAB "Sorry about another breakdown"
BMW 'Bring Moms Wallet" FIAT "Failure in Automotive Technology" FORD backwards "Driver Returns On Foot"
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Porsche : Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
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BMW = Break My Window
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Shouldn't this be in the Driver's Lounge forum instead of the 911 Technical forum?
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Ford= First On Race Day
Porsche= Podium owner's racing super car; happens everywhere!
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