Rennlist classifieds description- funny!!!

[twin plugged targa]

I read this about a Euro Carrera for sale, thought you might enjoy!!!

Description
1985 Euro. Coupe 231hp, 59,000 Miles, Perfect!
Buy this car and instantly become better looking, more intelligent, wealthier, and more powerful. You will gain the respect of utter strangers and people who you couldn't care less what they think. You will be taller and 4.5 inches will disappear from your waistline. You will be more virile. Your hair will darken and fill in. Small children will point and stand in awe with mouths agape, dogs will never pee on your tires. Strangers will smile and women will offer you their phone numbers. Men will call you sir, but never dude. You will automatically get the best table in restaurants. Salesmen will trip over each other and do battle for your attention. You will have to wear sunglasses to avoid making eye contact with the proletariat. Feminists will know that your ego is too big and your penis too small but who the hell cares what they think. You will pass other cars like they are standing still with the careless abandon of diplomatic immunity and you will never get stopped. The sun will always shine and you will never get old, your world will be a better place and everyone will know that you are "THE BIG KAHUNA" Isn't $20,000 a small price to pay for that kind of satisfaction?

[needlevalve]

HA HAH AHAHAHHAHAH!

That is hilarious. I wonder if all that stuff covered in the factory warranty?



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Matt Macpherson
1975 911 S
nvalve@yahoo.com

[Kurt B]

that's hilarious...

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Kurt B
1984 Carrera Cabriolet
911 Page
carrera_cabriolet@yahoo.com

[davis911s]

That is funny, it almost makes me want to buy it. Maybe Leland will for his 2nd car, Leland interested?

Shawn

[EdRogers]

Truly a bargain for all of the options listed, and only 59k.

[Leland Pate]

Yes, very interested.

[ClayMcguill]

Too bad it doesn't do windows...I was almost interested there for a minute...