When I watch Seinfeld reruns just to spot the Porsche references in the background.

Hmmmmm
 

When you crave driving your Porsche more than you crave your fix of Heroin in the morning.........

When you've just scored a very nice set of H1's off one of your old buddies for $350, and are having a tough time spending $7.50 to fix the burned out headlight in your daily driver.

Good luck,
David Duffield

When you come home from the Pomona swap meet with one RS fender and show the wife.

She says "what are you going to do with that"?

You say "I'm going to restore my RS".

She says "what RS?"

You say, "this one" (holding up the fender).

When you take a 150 mile trip there and back with the wife, dog, and three kids in your Porsche, just because you love to drive it. And everyone understands and is happy for you.

Happy holidays ya'll.

...when you spend more on gas than on food.

...when the first place you go in a bookstore is to the transportation section to look at the Porsche books... even though you own all of them.

...when your lotto numbers are 9-11-14-17-28-44