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wacky73t 02-12-2002 12:05 AM

I can't stop laughing at this one.....FUNNY AS HELL
 
Holy Shi_ T ,....
I have seen everything now. Wait until you see this one.

I know alot of you see some CRAZY Ebay stuff, but this one is the "MOTHER" of fine literacy and a poetic example of the fine art of "writing an effective ebay ad" geared to Sell QUICK.. read the "descripshun" on this one...".Seems so natural.

oh, and read the terms too

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1804520332

Adam 02-12-2002 12:23 AM

um.. ok. I'll bite... :)

Fishcop 02-12-2002 12:43 AM

Mmmm :rolleyes:

Paul Franssen 02-12-2002 12:51 AM

...yep, really funny (but maybe not for the same reason as yours)
:p

81SC 02-12-2002 01:45 AM

Waiting:confused:

Iggy 02-12-2002 05:45 AM

Imagine how funny it might be....whatever it is.

juanbenae 02-12-2002 07:01 AM

i cant stop laughing! make it stop, it hurts, do you see the tears rolling down my greel? you are a DA

Huey581 02-12-2002 07:07 AM

Hey Wacky!

Wheres the beef?

supertedusa 02-12-2002 07:16 AM

Wetting one's pants at work isn't cool, but only something this funny could cause my incontinence!

Thanks so much for the post, wacky!

nostatic 02-12-2002 07:30 AM

oh that's nothing...take a look at this ebay ad:



can you believe it?

lendaddy 02-12-2002 07:54 AM

This topic put me in the sprit to share. So, check out this photo of my wife with her girlfriends(that's peanut oil incase you were wondering). She'll kill me if she finds out I posted this. Word to the wise, put plastic down first, it took hours to get the stains out of the carpet.

jwetering 02-12-2002 08:04 AM

That ad SLAYED me dude....did you notice in the background in the second photo down...too much!

I wonder if an ad like that actually works?

I guess it all depends on what it is you're selling!

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...s/boldblue.gif

dad911 02-12-2002 08:29 AM

Could this be it?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1803649091&tc=photo101 56

Rust free (check out the door jamb)
Daily driver (no air cleaner?)
Orange floors?

scedmonds 02-12-2002 08:37 AM

Peanut oil, eh, lendaddy?

Great suggestion . . . I've always been kind of a low calorie veggie oil guy, myself . . . with occasional forays into whipped cream!

Cheers!

C.

widebody911 02-12-2002 08:42 AM

What's the deal with the mis-matched bumpers?

nostatic 02-12-2002 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lendaddy
So, check out this photo of my wife with her girlfriends(that's peanut oil incase you were wondering).
Hey, your wife's girlfriend is my SISTER. :eek: I thought she was cheating on me.... Here's a picture of us in Caracas at Carnivale:


And yes, those are real, not silicone. You could get your eye poked out though. I think our family deserves royalties on your photos though. Got any more?

65-911 02-12-2002 09:03 AM

What is up with the Oil filter??

Looks like it is not connected??? or re-plumbed??


Bruce

jwetering 02-12-2002 09:08 AM

It's hard to tell from this angle but it looks like the "filter" as you call it is actually some sort of hand pump that lendaddy's wife is using to apply the peanut oil to nostatic's sister....

This thread is getting wierder and wierder.:eek:

65-911 02-12-2002 09:10 AM

Jasper...

That could be the re-plumbed issue I mention...

It is going down an interesting road..

Maybe we'll see video some day....

lendaddy 02-12-2002 09:15 AM

OK Nostatic,

Here are a few I took down at FantasyFest. If you look at the third one down on the right you can see your sister, that chic was nuts. And your right they are real and they're faaaaantasic! Now the first one in the left column shows what can happen when six women spend a whole day drinking sangria and they need to peel more bannanas for the mix. I dont even want to try and explain the last three, lets just say that poor girl had to go into therapy for months. I hope these photos don't offend anyone, that was not the intent. I do however have a whole album from Mardi Gras if your interested. Let me know.

supertedusa 02-12-2002 09:23 AM

Are you sure that the second 'girl' from the left wasn't a guy? Can swear from the picture that she's got a mustache.

jwetering 02-12-2002 09:31 AM

That's not a moustache..she's standing on her hands!

widebody911 02-12-2002 09:34 AM

That's how the earlier ones mounted

Quote:

Originally posted by 65-911
What is up with the Oil filter??

Looks like it is not connected??? or re-plumbed??


Bruce


wacky73t 02-12-2002 09:37 AM

OK..OK.. NOw that WAS funny
 
I guess I was laughing so hard I forgot to paste the link in there. here it is again

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1804520332

jwetering 02-12-2002 09:40 AM

Quote:

That's how the earlier ones mounted
Are you kidding me widebody...are you saying the "earlier" one were ALL mounted while standing on their hands?

Seems a bit of a sweeping generalization to me..I could see SOME of them maybe, but I doubt ALL of them.

oh oh...looks like Wacky 73t has put an end to the thread.....SmileWavy

wacky73t 02-12-2002 09:46 AM

NO- that was me holding th peanut oil pump and I am a bit embarrased. It wasn't even my idea, those chicks are NUTZ. they still can't walk either I hear.

So, I put the original link back In to bring people back in focus.

This happens alot around here , start one thread about 8 inch Fuchs and next thing you know, were talking about french cars or somthing ?? who knows.!

jsmarcus 02-12-2002 12:13 PM

I don't get it.

Shakenbake 02-12-2002 12:46 PM

What's not to get? Just play along like a good little Porsche owner and everything will be alright.

radcon 02-12-2002 01:00 PM

Alright, somebody send me the link to the pictures of the chicks.

Man can not live on Porsche alone.

emcon5 02-12-2002 01:02 PM

I think he is talking about the guy selling the 914's mangling of the English language. Looks like a good example of a Californya Publik Skool Education. Huked on Fonics wurkd for me :D :D

Nostatic, tell your sister next time she brings over the Twister game, not to forget the Wesson oil. "Twister has a certain Wessonality"

Tom

jwetering 02-12-2002 01:02 PM

That's right jsmarcus....did asking a whole lot of questions get you to where you are today? I didn't think so.

The key to success is to just nod and laughing when the others laugh.

But then again, those pictures of lendaddy's wife WhoooHooo! What a party!!
:D

PORSHIN 02-12-2002 03:59 PM

REDY
 
Weel gies now that my caer is running like a factory, I beetr stopoe down at thu tier sto an git sum nu tiers. If'n I keep riden like 50 or 60 I could get a hole an hav a wreac. I mean them tiers have ether 28,000 or 128,000 miels on em so i git nu tiers!!!

TRE Cup 02-12-2002 04:30 PM

the green car is a true gem- it is really a 72 (see the vin and the oil filter mount position) sigh...... another RSR in the making

dad911 02-12-2002 05:15 PM

Hmmm..... a 72? Oil flap door not there? Or just fiber-glassed over when the flares were put on?

I cringe at the thought of it being used as a daily driver without air filters. Is that the High Performance Fuel System?

ClayMcguill 02-13-2002 05:32 PM

Yet another classic example of why "spellcheckers" should be mandatory on any posting.....anywhere.

How do people like that graduate elementary school?

LeeH 02-13-2002 09:00 PM

Spelchekar? Wee donte nead kno stingken speil chekar!

masraum 02-13-2002 09:47 PM

Actually, I'm glad someone said something about it being a '72. Looking at this picture http://members.aol.com/apsf1/911/141.jpg I think I see the back edge of the flap. I was wondering if that was why the oil filter was mounted longitudinally. Nice and the brain child is selling it as a '74, maybe it's a '74 motor or something.

MBAtarga 02-14-2002 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by supertedusa
Are you sure that the second 'girl' from the left wasn't a guy? Can swear from the picture that she's got a mustache.
My apologies to Monty Python -
"What's that? Is that a chicken? No, no, it's just the way she's holding the grapefruit!"

Norm Faustino 02-14-2002 09:28 AM

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