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Humorous 911 on EBay
Let's see, what exactly are they selling???
It's a 71E Targa, but with turbo bodywork and the targa bar cut off, but they don't have the top. And there is over $6K worth of professional body work, plus a paint job, but it needs a repaint. The engine was replaced with a '76 2.7 (renouned for being the best of the breed!) with 15K miles since a rebuild, but it needs work. Oh, and it needs assembly! But it ran at one time ![]() Lest you are concerned about what you are buying, pictures are included (prior to the car being disassembled) to prove that yes, it once was a functioning Porsche 911. ![]() So let me see if I get this, someone took a perfectly good '71 911E, took it all apart, put in a less exciting motor that doesn't work, put on a different body that needs to be redone and never finished any of it. And they want something more then $4800 to clean out their garage ![]() I guess some people will just muck with something until its broke.
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That guy needs to lay off the crack pipe....
![]() Maybe he's really selling it for his mother's friends boyfrieds sisters aunts brother! Dennis H. 72 911E...in one piece... the right pieces! |
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Oh my god, what a hack job.
....well........at least it DOES come with new windshield wipers.....that "he put in himself"... ![]()
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The car is a "non-op" by DMV standards-- I thought all cars by 71 had windshield frame chassis numbers. Maybe the rivets fell off when the top was being chopped off....
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Watcha know, its located near San Luis Obispo! I could sell the 912 and get this! Oh boy!
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not to mention you're gonna shell out 2500+ for a top (ask me how I know)!
then there's "Five (5) speed transmission in good condition. just needs linkage adjustment." - ah yes, the old 'maybe I can adjust the linkage and get my 915 to work again' fantasy. "Have some pieces of domestic black carpeting. Not all pieces included" - WTF? If you're not going to include it, why bring it up? "Remember, This is a Project car that needs work" yes - project with a capital "P"! "A $500 non-refundable deposit is required" - save yourself some trouble and just sell it for $500! ![]()
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