off topic .. humor ..need it after rear wheel bearings

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Hi All ,

I just finished doing a set of rear wheel bearings in some sc trailing arms ..in 96 deg heat ! and got a email from a friend
, that i thought id share .. made that bearing job a little easier to 'bear' ..haha

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While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10
mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on
top of a bridge.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked
me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my
whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in
there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about
6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell ! do you do with a 6
foot *******?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park
him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face,
PRICELESS