Caption Contest
 

Here's one for my colleague with the Yellow 930:

"Where the naturally aspirated get blown."

And for those who like downforce:

"Moses had to drive all the way out to the Hi-way Motel to get the correct tail."

Wow! Adding a few hookers really upped my profit margin! Or... "Honey trust me. This place has got a great screw top wine list"!

Pick your Poison.

Hi-way Rooms or Hi-way V-rooms.

"hey buddy, you got a bridal suite? its our anniversary"

A friend at work came up with:

A million shares of Enron... 50 dollars.

Bankruptcy filing fee... 500 dollars.

Running the gauntlet of financial ruin in style... Priceless.

HI-Way Rooms...... even the most distinguished customers choose our rooms for that "quick getaway"

Thats classic! I should tell my wife I'm taking her someplace special then watch her jaw drop as we pull up.

Actually, I don't think the photo captures the complete seediness of the place. The bright blue garbage can on the porch is a nice touch. Ah, some people just have a gift for decorating.