"You've got to have them if you want to hang"...
 

http://www.monkeybars1.com/cagegallery1.html

Poster is not held responsable for uncontrolable laughter. http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pub.gif

http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate...oads/cage1.jpg

Here is the 'cage' for the Ford Focus. It looks like it is much more likely to hurt you in an accident than save you - particularly if not combined with a proper harness. And to think that car companies send fortures developing soft collapsable interiors!!!

Thanks for the laugh!!


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Marcus

'73 S Targa

It would scare me to ride in one of those cars, and I don't scare easy.

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'83 SC

Looks like their "closet organizer" fell out of the box on the way from Home Depot.

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Robert Stoll
83 SC
83 944

Let me guess....

PVC

They look like something out of a roller coaster ride

Sheesssh. This takes rice to a new level.

At least they call them "styling bars", not rollbars. Probably to avoid liability when they fail to protect the occupants.

These guys are gonna make a fortune and then go out and buy Porsches...

Jw

What? No application for P-Cars???

They look like those disable access grab bars to me.
Andy

Wow.

http://www.monkeybars1.com/images/Ca...ery_3/7sml.jpg

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Jack Olsen
My Rennlist page • My Pelican Gallery page • My Porsche Owners Gallery page

You know what it looked like the first time I saw it?

One of those kids' toys that are made of colored wire bent into complicated shapes with wooden beads that have holes drilled through so the kids can slide them around.

Those remind me of the hockey goals I used to have as a kid...
-Z.

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My_Toy

Looks like PVC pipe to me.

Markus

You guys are missing the point altogether.

In these Japanese rice'o'matic circles, a lot of money is invested in expensive audio (and sometime visual)equipment. The monkey bars are not designed to save lives (the original subframe of a Honda Civic has higher tensil strength than the hull of the Kursk)

The monkey bars have actually been designed to protect the upholstery, gauges and sub-woofer assemblies that are necessary for the racing circuit. God forbid, in case of a rollover during a street race that your equipment get crushed.
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Well, I can tell you that those huge tachometers these guys atach to their front posts do not help them much. Most of the cars I out-pull at traffic lights have them. I suspect they are not helpful in the corners either.

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'83 SC

Good point,

They should probably put the big-honkin tach on the passenger side pillar to counterbalance the weight of the driver.

Tom


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82 911SC Coupe

Busy Beads, Clay, Busy Beads!
Those boys gotta have something to do while they're driving those boring machines!

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Clint
73T mfi coupe

Kewl, dude, very kewl.

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'81 SC Coupe (aka: "Blue Bomber")
Canada West Region PCA
The Blue Bomber's Website

...upside down, suspended by PVC piping that's impaled and hooked into your torso during a street-racing roll-over.

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Jack Olsen
My Rennlist page • My Pelican Gallery page • My Porsche Owners Gallery page

Is Ontario, Canada the ricer capital of the world? The ricer movement is not that big here in Michigan, so when I was vacationing in Ontario recently the ricers really caught my eye. I literally broke out in laughter when I saw some of the same type of cars driving alongside me as are often pictured on this forum. They are absolutely hilarious. -- Curt

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1971 911T - 2.5L Big Bore

What, no stickers? I'd thought with all of that extra added weight one would need to compensate for the loss in HP with at least a handful of stickers. http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/smile.gif


-Wade
'88 930 Slant-coupe

Busy beads! LOL! Priceless!

I want one with a big single pole in the middle so I can put the top down and play "ring-toss".

Honestly, I still can't believe my eyes. Just unbelievable!

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Tyson Schmidt
72 911 Cabriolet
92 C-2 Cabriolet

I think I like this one the best, it protects the dash...
http://www.monkeybars1.com/images/Ca...ery_1/8sml.jpg

i want one of those things that you pull over your waist when you get on a theme park ride. that would be SWOOOOOOS...


SHAUN

ROFL!!!

Maybe they come with a handicapped parking permit!


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'81 SC Coupe (aka: "Blue Bomber")
Canada West Region PCA
The Blue Bomber's Website

Sadly, many of those bars are true killers, one of the reasons you don't want a rollcage in your daily driver is a small 30 mph side impact will smack your head into a roll cage and could kill you. In a race car, you have heavy padding, a helmet and a 5 pt harness.

One word- Darwin

Don't let Leland see this or it will stall the P-motor for another month! While he upgrades the his rice rocket to current specs.

Randy Jones
1971 911

Randy, you have no idea.

I was in Tacoma last weekend and I found this mid-eighties Nissan Stanza for sale... window sticker said $200 obo.

I sat there for about 10 minutes trying to figure out how the hell I'd get it home.

There are plans in the works for a Pimpster II.


Muhahahahahahaha ha!!!!!