Roll bar for sale on E-bay

[CWilson]

I wonder if this guy makes a bolt in bar for a Cabriolet?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1872175907

[LeeH]

That's not a roll bar... it's plumbing!

[pbs911]

Well I'm glad to know that if my house rolls over the plumbing will protect the occupants.

[slammed1000]

where is the water heater? thata s about as nice as using muffler pipe and having the exhaust shop bend it up for you.

[Porsche911NYC]

"Cars aren't meant to have accident with speed faster than 100 mph..."

Well, that's certainly good to know. I'll be sure to keep it under 100


"Good for street, race or show."

Maybe at Home Depot.

[boyo]

Hey, what's wrong with some good PVC piping? You could even glue that stuff down, don't worry about drilling holes into your car!

-Boyo

[TRE Cup]

I am constantly amazed at the ingenuity of today's youth when it comes to customizing their cars!
Especially when they're potential applicants for the yearly Darwin Awards
Can you imagine the bumps on the driver's and passenger's heads in case of an accident?

[gregk1]

I think he has header Kits as well. Does the kit come with plenty of PIPE DOPE!!!

[Jim T]

The e-Bay links sometimes get old, but that one is a beauty!

Pretty damn funny.

Would actually be pretty useful if you wanted to open a dry-cleaning delivery service out of your Civic Hatchback.

The only thing that gives one some hope for the youth of today is that there aren't any bids on it. The seller may not be entirely stupid, as he was at least smart enough to try to CYA with "Remember roll bar is not a substitute for safe and careful driving. Therefore we do not gaurentee your safety. "

[Rot 911]

And once again I get lured into looking a something that causes me to snort soda out my nose! Check out the negative response on this guy:
"Complaint : VHS quality advertised as "good" was terrible. He refused to make better copies.
Response by yagmowth - Did not refuse. Tapes were good before I sent out, not terrible. Big complainer! "

[Huey581]

"CAVEAT EMPTOR" !!!!!!!!!

[YTNUKLR]

Maybe you could poke little holes in it and take a shower while you drive...nothing like a warm shower on the freeway!

[LeeH]

Interesting... he removed all the text from the ad.

[island911]

Water cooled cars these days .

[Wayne 962]

That's pretty darn funny...

-Wayne

[redducati750]

if he does poke some holes inth pipes and turns the heat way up he could hev steamed rice.

[KevinP73]

Originally posted by gregk1
I think he has header Kits as well. Does the kit come with plenty of PIPE DOPE!!!

I think the Dope is on the Pipe !!