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Exclamation Ebay -- the 'hoes return

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Old 11-18-2002, 12:07 PM
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I for one am curious to see how this auction pans out, the car looks average at best, even with Dr. Frankenfurter behind the wheel This guy puts an above average amount of effort into his ads so maybe he'll hook something big.
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I am sooooo glad to see that Mr California Classix has returned to his original marketing strategy: Strippers on Porsches !! Woo Hoo !! I totally dig this guy !! Genius !! Now I can finally get some decent carporn on my hard drive...
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Old 11-18-2002, 12:15 PM
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I would smack that bi*$# right off the hood...."get off the car"!
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I think those back seats had more mileage than the fronts-
I hope they throw in an air freshener...
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yeah, and when they say "it was used passionately and exercised regularly to the tune of about 10,000 miles annually" do they mean the car?
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the car!

She has way more than 10k miles on her!!!
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I hear a PPI on her runs about $150

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She has way more than 10k miles on her!!!
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I hear a PPI on her runs about $150

ROFL so, is that what the white surgical glove talk wasabout!?
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"The sinister-looking 1982 Porsche 911 Super Carrera..."

At least he got the "super" part right. Semper Fudge!
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Gosh, fellas...I gotta be honest. I got wood...

Hey, and the girl wasn't so bad either.

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Geez, by the reaction of some I must have really lived a checkered past. She looks exactly like an old stripper girlfriend I had several years ago, tattoo and all.
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E-bay should require him to use better looking models. I guess this is his way of distracting the bidder from noticing any of the imperfections on this pristine Dr. owned 911.
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Geez, by the reaction of some I must have really lived a checkered past. She looks exactly like an old stripper girlfriend I had several years ago, tattoo and all.
Don't feel bad. She actually has fewer tattoos than my current stripper girlfriend....

Someone should run a poll but I don't think anyone would answer it honestly: "How many porsche owners have dated strippers?"

I've dated four so far. Go figure.

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. . .I've dated four so far. Go figure.

At the same time? Dude
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"Get down on your knees, look deep down there, and enjoy what few have the pleasure to see:" -from the ad...

Man, these guys are almost as good as Jack! And hey, I'm glad she's back...I missed the tattooed Lady.
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LOL...in my dreams, yes, all at once...LOL...but my shrink sez it's just repression...
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Get down on your knees, look deep down there, and enjoy what few have the pleasure to see: a 20-year-old, virginal undercarriage!
ROFLOL + loosing my dinner in the process! What a writer!

edit: oops, I see Paul already said the same thing. Anyone seen the virginal undercarriage?
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