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Ronnie's.930 02-01-2016 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981252)

Tell me what I need to post to make you happy.

Your posts always make me happy, Bro (not like THAT, so don't get yer hopes up)!!!

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981252)
What can I say to shut you the eff up?

Absolutely nothing, BUTT you already know that!!!

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981252)
Is it that important to you to continue the five+ year history of high school gay reference commentary?

I don't think I've made such commentary in this here thread - all my rips of you have been hetero in connotation. Hmmmmm, a wee bit of projection (not like THAT) going on in yer dome?!?!?

*Whoops - I did make that "wanna see pics" comment, butt that was instigated by you, so hardy har har!

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981252)
I don't car about male body hair, johnson size or male buttocks.

I don't need it. Why can't you understand that?

BUTT you do care about Snap-on toolage - gots me some more of that goodness the other day (in addition to the wobble extensions I showed you previously) - drool worthy pics headed your way when I have the chance! :D

Bob Kontak 02-01-2016 04:56 PM

Ugh, pin head.

I will kick your ass later.

Ronnie's.930 02-01-2016 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981278)

I will kick your ass later.

Keep dreamin' bub!!!

Bob Kontak 02-01-2016 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronnie's.930 (Post 8981282)
Keep dreamin' bub!!!

Will beat your b***h ass to a pulp.

Old man (I mean old) kicking younger man ass.

Will go viral.

"Take that, you 930 choad."

Bob Kontak 02-01-2016 05:13 PM

I am Jack Reacher.

Ronnie's.930 02-01-2016 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981252)

I don't car about . . . male buttocks.

First you write this ^^^

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981297)
Will beat your b***h ass to a pulp.

Old man kicking younger man ass.

And then this ^^^

Some mixed messages going on up in here!!! :eek:

Ronnie's.930 02-01-2016 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981304)
I am Jack Reach-around.

Fixed - you're welcome!

Bulldog9 02-01-2016 06:13 PM

Seems simple to me...... Given the situation as presented, you're making this to difficult. I'm wondering what the REAL issue is cause you're dancing all around this.

Two biggest factors to consider.
1. How much $ do you want to spend, and is the expense recoverable.
2. What are your NON negotiables

You say your wife doesn't want you to get rid of the SC... that's a GIFT from above dude.... and alone is worth sucking it up and taking the 5 extra minutes to jockey cars around. Or are you so privileged that a little inconvenience is too much??? I think not ;-)

I'd add an extension and pad on the side of the garage and call it done. Extra parking space is always a good thing. Call it done..... Or, put that teen to work as your valet to move your truck or her car when you want to drive the SC or your wife needs to get in or out of that garage....

IMO, Driving the SC as your only daily driver is a bad idea. I moved from VA to WA over the summer, took my Mint E36 M3, my FJR(motorcycle) and the 912, and drove the M3 for the last 6 months, put more W&T than I have over the last 5, and I regret it.... So I flew back home for Christmas, and drove my Jeep back. Don't worry about muddy feet, eating those french fries, coffee.... well you get the idea... rain, snow, mud construction..... AND I can go to Home Depot ;-)

Vehicle jockeying is the price of owning a classic car.... deal with it man! Quit your stressing and go drive it!

tirwin 02-01-2016 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Triesch (Post 8981172)
Are you kidding me?? If you love your old Porsche then why would you even bring this up? If you sell it the chances are you will never be able to buy another one. Happened with me when I sold my 356. Go ahead and sell your SC and buy a 1999 water pumper. They are cheap. This is easy, just sell all your other junk and keep the SC. Or sell it to someone who wants it as their dream car.

I have since been dope-slapped into reality.

tirwin 02-01-2016 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Pratel (Post 8981376)
Seems simple to me...... Given the situation as presented, you're making this to difficult. I'm wondering what the REAL issue is cause you're dancing all around this.

Two biggest factors to consider.
1. How much $ do you want to spend, and is the expense recoverable.
2. What are your NON negotiables

You say your wife doesn't want you to get rid of the SC... that's a GIFT from above dude.... and alone is worth sucking it up and taking the 5 extra minutes to jockey cars around. Or are you so privileged that a little inconvenience is too much??? I think not ;-)

I'd add an extension and pad on the side of the garage and call it done. Extra parking space is always a good thing. Call it done..... Or, put that teen to work as your valet to move your truck or her car when you want to drive the SC or your wife needs to get in or out of that garage....

IMO, Driving the SC as your only daily driver is a bad idea. I moved from VA to WA over the summer, took my Mint E36 M3, my FJR(motorcycle) and the 912, and drove the M3 for the last 6 months, put more W&T than I have over the last 5, and I regret it.... So I flew back home for Christmas, and drove my Jeep back. Don't worry about muddy feet, eating those french fries, coffee.... well you get the idea... rain, snow, mud construction..... AND I can go to Home Depot ;-)

Vehicle jockeying is the price of owning a classic car.... deal with it man! Quit your stressing and go drive it!

I guess the real issue is I'm stuck between making this house work for a few more years and putting too much money in it. We were going to sell a few years ago and then the market tanked.

What part of WA? I am in Redmond a lot on business. I love that part of the country.

tirwin 02-01-2016 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981304)
I am Jack Reacher.


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Bob Kontak 02-02-2016 06:59 AM

Jack Reacher? Never heard of her.

Good one.

OsoMoore 02-02-2016 08:01 AM

I read the title and thought "maybe this guy has a real reason". Then I saw Tirwin was the poster. Hell no! Don't ever sell it or you will miss it every day.

wayner 02-02-2016 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by OsoMoore (Post 8981863)
I read the title and thought "maybe this guy has a real reason". Then I saw Tirwin was the poster. Hell no! Don't ever sell it or you will miss it every day.

You can imagine my surprise.

I read the title and skipped straight to the last page...really wondering what kind of intervention is needed right now ,or even which one of you wants it...:rolleyes:

Tim Hanson 02-02-2016 03:35 PM

Hey Bob, you are Jack Reacher. Ron, you stop being so homo, at least overtly. After a three day shift at the PD me and the hound would come home looking drug through the mud, and my ex would say, " them queer people gettin you down again today." The hound would look at me an whine...the ex would drag me to the bedroom while the nine step kids harassed the dog....Guess the moral is, when the queer folk get you down, watch out for the hound whining.

Tim H

Ronnie's.930 02-02-2016 03:38 PM

Tim, which way does the Hound roll (Bob Reacharound wuntz to know)?!?!?!

Rich Gas 02-02-2016 03:50 PM

Hey Ron....you're beautiful man, don't change a thing....I picture Bob with muscled upper body, groomed hairy chest and pumped arms...Jack Reacher ( sing song voice )

We should have a Pelican Fight club. People would pay a fortune to see me get my ass kicked! At least rolling around and being put in a rear naked would be interesting.

Bob Kontak 02-02-2016 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rich Gas (Post 8982386)
Hey Ron....you're beautiful man, don't change a thing....I picture Bob with muscled upper body, groomed hairy chest and pumped arms...Jack Reacher ( sing song voice )

We should have a Pelican Fight club. People would pay a fortune to see me get my ass kicked! At least rolling around and being put in a rear naked would be interesting.

Only reason I know about Jack Reacher is because you mentioned it in a thread six months ago.

I was instantly obsessed with the movie before even knowing about the novels. Bar fight scene is the bomb. Robert Duvall is primo.

Pelican Fight Club. OMG that is genius. I would trade many ass kickings from Verburg, Jack Olson and Wayne for one chance to land one on the nose of Mr. Tidy Fingernails.

I am not really Jack Reacher...........but they call(ed) me The Fireman. That's my name.

Ronnie's.930 02-02-2016 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8981252)

I don't care about male body hair, johnson size or male buttocks.

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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8982485)
...........but they call(ed) me The Fireman. That's my name.


:confused:

:D



Rich, to quote you, "You're making me feel all funny again"!

Bob Kontak 02-02-2016 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ronnie's.930 (Post 8982491)
Rich, to quote you, "You're making me feel all funny again"!

You could eff up a wet dream. You are entering douche nozzle territory.

Take it for what it's worth. You are pissing me off for real.


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