Christmas Greeting

[APKhaos]

Please accept, with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect of the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

This wish also extends to a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great [not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only America in the western hemisphere], and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you agree to accept these terms. This greeting is not binding, and is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual parameters of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish, at the sole discretion of the wisher.

And may Santa, or the deity of your choice, ensure the complete satisfaction of your Pcar desires in the form of large brown boxes preferrably carrying the image of a large water bird, under the celebratory tree, shrub, or faximile, replica or other such alternative as may be appropriate.

[Allan Broadribb]

. . . . and a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you too . . .

[nostatic]

oh you rat bast*rd...I'm calling my lawyer right now. You really thought you'd get away with that? You and Trent Lott will burn in h@ll.

did I mention my in-laws are in town?

[MrKJBlue]

aaah, I feel all warm inside reading that.

Merry Christmas to you all.

[dickster]

just leaving work now....

merry xmas

...bottoms up..!!!

[old_skul]

Trent Lott's burning in your hall? Jeez, I thought that was just a burning bush, urging you to get a 3.6 motor in your car.

[Rick Lee]

I can't wait to dump some old Castrol down my kitchen sink drain, buy some smokes for the neighbor's kids, take the cat. converter off my other car, cut down a tree, litter, wear fur and put a Dixie flag bumper sticker on my truck.

[Bill Douglas]

Stop it Tony, you're sounding like my mother.

[APKhaos]

Bill,
I've got to be really careful how I say this, being a ferrinner and an Aussie to boot, but politcal correctness is really out of hand here, and the lawyers are under every rug.

A friend sent this to me. After laughing my ar*e off, I thought it was only fair to share it.

[Bill Douglas]

An Aussie! I didn't think they let us Antipodean into the U.S. - well done. You might have to source out some prawns to make it a real Christmas - all the best, Bill.

[Grady]

Ahh.................. the sincerity! Happy holidays to all of you knowledge based porshifiles!