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Jonny H 12-09-2016 09:29 AM

What keeps engineers awake at night?
 
You might have done your design work and your bench/road testing but the proof of the pudding is in the eating:

Not your typical Porsche usage!

10,000 miles in a month for Porsche 911 with Classic Retrofit CDI+

theiceman 12-09-2016 09:48 AM

How they get the caramilk in the caramilk bar ?

Ryan H 12-09-2016 09:49 AM

how to talk to girls?

Mick_D 12-09-2016 09:51 AM

Good Work, Jonny.

T77911S 12-09-2016 09:56 AM

the fact that PI never ends and how far they can calculate it out


I love the how to talk to girls.

wayner 12-09-2016 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by theiceman (Post 9390076)
How they get the caramilk in the caramilk bar ?

I actually do know the answer to that one and it's not what you'd think

What keeps me awake is wondering why I know theses things...

wayner 12-09-2016 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ryan H (Post 9390080)
how to talk to girls?

I do not know the answer to this one...:(

tirwin 12-09-2016 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan H (Post 9390080)
how to talk to girls?

False. Engineers do not talk to girls.

Ryan H 12-09-2016 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tirwin (Post 9390244)
False. Engineers do not talk to girls.

haha!

Jonny042 12-09-2016 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryan H (Post 9390080)
how to talk to girls?

That reminds me of that old joke:

An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.

The frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back, I'll do whatever you say!"

Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asks, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a month and do whatever you say. What more do you want?"

The engineer says, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"

And yes, Jonny, good work!

86 911 Targa 12-09-2016 05:12 PM

Gravity.
 
How is gravity created??????

And, how does it work?

Rawknees'Turbo 12-09-2016 07:05 PM

And here I thought a certain English engineer was being kept awake at night trying to figure out how to make an electric a/c system blow cold air in hot climates?!?!? :D

p911dad 12-10-2016 10:00 AM

Worrying that the guy in the adjoining cubicle will come up with the "next big idea".:D

wayner 12-11-2016 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by p911dad (Post 9391352)
Worrying that the guy in the adjoining cubicle will come up with the "next big idea".:D

I think he just did...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonny H (Post 9390045)
... the proof of the pudding is in the eating:

Not your typical Porsche usage!

10,000 miles in a month for Porsche 911 with Classic Retrofit CDI+



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