Isn't this anoying!

[surflvr911sc]

same difference- WTF?

[Jim Savage]

How 'bout........."Serious calls only".

Or "Sale this weekend only" at any store. Isn't every thing for sale in the store through the week?

And why do we "park" in a driveway and "drive" on a parkway????

[MarkP]

How about the people who stop and wait when merging/turning into a collector/distributor lane?

I hated that before.

[surflvr911sc]

Ah, the English language, or for our English friends, the American language.

[DavidPorter]

ABS brakes?

[JWest]

I hate when people hit the "submit reply" button before they are done writing a m

[surflvr911sc]

or hit it twice

Didn't work

[MarkP]

We specialize in haircuts for men and women with long or short hair who are blonds, brunettes or red heads.

[GT911]

Bad headache?
As opposed to a good headache.

Hot water heater.
If you have hot water why heat it?

[JWest]

Speaking for Wayne: People who post off-topic on my forums.

[pwd72s]

Originally posted by SoCal911SC
The thing that has always puzzled me in car ads is "90,000 ORIGINAL miles."

WTF does that mean? Are there some times that miles are somehow not "original"?!? Like, "Well, the car has a total of 120,000 miles on it, but only 60,000 of those are original."

I've often wondered about this one as well. I've heard of statute miles and Nautical miles, which are different in length. Anybody know how many feet are in an "original" mile?

[Wavey]

"or President Bush's "nuculur weapons" Seems that the President of the United States would have someone with the balls to explain to him how to pronounce nuclear."

Yesterday he said in St. Louis that the terrorists would be tried and "persecuted". I'm so proud to be a 'merican.

Oh yeah - "orientated" instead of "oriented"

[kristian85]

Originally posted by RarlyL8
Now John, an idiot is not necessarily stupid.

How about "fax me this"

How do you facsimile me this?

True, but stupids are always idiots--see our prez.

And, "Fax" is ok--a noun morphing into the vernacular as a verb.

[Dana_Drury]

Originally posted by SoCal911SC
The thing that has always puzzled me in car ads is "90,000 ORIGINAL miles."

Makes sense to me, 90,000 original miles = 90,000 miles with out an engine rebuild. I.E. in the cars original form. In the same way that people say '3000 Miles since rebuild', yes well the car could have travelled 355,000 miles before that...

[Adam]

Bush does require some assistance with his pronunciation. I do cringe when I hear him blather about "nuculur" weapons or that the United States as "reckanized" the threat that they are.

Please... the word is recognized!!!

[Halm]

How about "reverting back" ?

[sammyg2]

Time to move to OT?

[nostatic]

Originally posted by Dantilla
Saw an ad yesterday for a truck with a 6 cyl. V-8.

So that's what....48 cylinders?

Harkening back to when Spinal Tap plays the Air Force base dance:

Hookstratten: ...I would like to get the playing on about 1900 hours, if that is satisfactory?
Derek: When will that be?
Hookstratten: I make it now it is about 1830 hours.
Derek: So that's what? about 50 hours?
David: 120 hours?
Hookstratten:That's actually about 30 minutes, about a half hour, give or take just a few minutes. I don't want to rush you. The idea is that we get it on and we get it over with and I have just one request, would you play a couple of slow numbers so I can dance.

[Rouxzy]

How about un-thaw?

[Oldporsche]

Mine is "Separating it out"

Term used by HR types.

My wife likes, "Deja Vous all over again" (Sorta Yoga Berra)

David Duffield