Blonde joke...

[Paul Franssen]

Might be an old one, not for me, though:

A gorgeous blonde is having a tough time pushing an immaculate brand new Porsche on the interstate. A passing motorcycle cop stops and, tipping his visor in greeting, says "you need a helpin' hand, ma'am?".

"No", replies the babe, "it's the Porsche wrench's idea, he said in town to drive maximum 35 and on the highway to push it a bit".

Courtesy http://www.club911.net/