I'd go on a date with her....maybe longer hair would enhance her appearance http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/smile.gif

Tape a sausage to your leg before you get dressed.

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Oops, wrong thread. I thought this was another post from the guy with all the 911 and marital problems. I thought his wife had really left him. Me bad.

Jack Olsen's analysis is flawed in at least two respects. First of all, the first two phenotypes (which I will call the Status Seekers and the Bad Girls) should diminish over time because the third group (Nesters) will reproduce at a higher rate. Natural selection will gradually remove the first two unless they recur in each generation as a result of random mutations or some obscure fitness rationale (Do they aid sisters who are Nesters?). Second, the Nester will not necessarily reject a Porsche owner. A Porsche is a display of fitness, a signal of resourcefulness and imagination that will impress the female looking for superior male genes. The man who can adjust the valves on a 911 should also be able to fix a washing machine and install storm windows. It is no different from the male spider who displays his web building abilities to prospective mates. Furthermore, the Nester will want a mate who is stable, content and disinclined to stray. Having a Porsche to work on will occupy the mate who might otherwise seek a mistress. A female lion who has just had cubs induces the male to stay and help protect the cubs by keeping him so sexually exhausted he is too tired to wander off. A Porsche may serve the same function for a far sighted Nester, though the tactic of the lioness is also appropriate.

As a previous single guy, I will tell you what I have learned. Its a secret so don't tell no one.

Having taken many sociology, anthropoloy, psychology....and god know what else they made me take in my undergrad years....there are only 7 types of women, that I have managed to find.

1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!"
3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping
5.The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6.The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
7.The Mathematician - "More! More! More! More!

Okay, let's drop the facade of maturity here and help CabMan out. If you've ever used your P-car to pick up women, just fess up now and tell the poor guy how you did it. We'll just have to promise to keep our shallowness a secret. I, for one, gladly admit to being shallow !! So here goes. Once I bought my second P-car and started planning on the third, I began using the following line in bars:
"Oh, so you like cats and you're planning to go to beauty school in the Fall? That's great. Good for you. Me? Oh (casual hair flip as I have very long hair), I'm into collecting and racing Porsches."
This is usually followed by an audible gasp and a hurriedly scribbled telephone number pressed into my hand. http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat3.gif

Okay, I've admitted it. Now the rest of you fess up and help the guy out.


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Janus Cole
1980 911SC & 1987 944

Wow that rocks! Here's my version:

Me: Hi!
Lady: Hi!
Me: (flick my hair, approximately 2" on average)
Lady: Is there something wrong with your neck?
Me: Umm no.
Lady: Ok then..ummm...could you please stop hanging over me, your gold chain is in my drink.
Me: Ah yes! No problem (wink)
Lady: (turns to her friend and says something, then smiles...yes...seductively)
Me: So...I race Porsches!
Lady: Well have you won any races lately?
Me: Yes I have actually!
Lady: Which ones? Were you on TV?
Me: Ummm...err...they don't broadcast autocrosses very often...but they're fun!
Lady: Wow sounds like it! Hey look I see someone I know, here's my number, why don't you call me soon? (scribbles number on napkin and slaps it in my hand)
Me: (give her a big thumbs up and drive home listening to barry white)

I haven't called her yet, you know...just letting her wait by the phone for a few days first...then I'll move in for the kill....stay tuned
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Brad

It is really quite simple. Follow these two easy steps:
1. Get rid of any sense of shame or pride you might have.

2. Adopt the "shotgun" method of asking women out, i.e., just start asking every woman you meet out on a date. Even if you only get one yes for every 9 that say no, you are way ahead of the game.

Oh, don't try the sausage down the pant leg, it leaves grease stains on your pants http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/wink.gif

Kurt V
72 911E

BFranklin, you've actually won races in your car? Man, I've never even been close to winning any races in my 911 or 944. I must admit I race for the thrill - I am in no position to challenge anyone's driving skills. Doesn't seem to matter in the bars, though. Somehow even a "loser" in a 911 beats a "loser" in a Ford Taurus...tee hee...this is a really evil thread, but I'm loving it...gotta get me a gold chain, too...tee hee...


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Janus Cole
1980 911SC & 1987 944

Of course when you do, and you find the number she gave you is for the county suicide crisis center.......
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Tom



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82 911SC Coupe

Hey Janus, no no no...I haven't come anywhere close to winning anything either (I think its my tire pressures)...see thats the key! I CAN'T tell her that....She might think I'm a loser or something *cough* hey anyway enough about that - my latest porsche project: I'm welding a small porsche emblem extracted from a genuine porsche factory key fob to my gold chain, I'll let ya know how it goes!

Brad

p.s.- *evil grin*

my latest porsche project: I'm welding a small porsche emblem extracted from a genuine porsche factory key fob to my gold chain, I'll let ya know how it goes!

My co-workers are popping into my cubicle and asking me why I am laughing so hard that I'm crying.


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Janus Cole
1980 911SC & 1987 944

Of course when you do, and you find the number she gave you is for the county suicide crisis center.......

That's totally wierd that you say that man! Totally happened about 3 weeks ago. Couldn't find her though, I guess she had to change jobs. I imagine it is pretty stressful there and all, you know man? Peace.

Brad http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/smile.gif

p.s. - Hey Janus, gold chains are out man, found out they melt when you try to weld on them. Maybe we should try silver chains? I bet that'll work!

Hmmmm, REAL Porsche guys have a Porsche crest tattooed on the side of their neck and a Porsche crest stud in their nose. That really impresses the girlie-girls at the church social functions!

Chuck

Kurt,

That attitude may actually be a good way to get a date! Just play the statistics game!

Kurt V is definitely right. Ask enough girls out and one is bound to say yes (probably the fat one next to the good looking one, buy hey you've got to start somewhere). I once went through a whole party asking every girl there "Do you want to go halves in a baby?" Okay you know I'd be lying if I said it got me one, but I was out there trying http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/biggrin.gif

Truth of the matter is the right girl seems to find you. I met one of mine when she pulled up next to my Ducati 888 on a brand new 916 one Sunday morning in the mountains. I said something like "I love your bike" and she said "It's my dad's, he's away and doesn't know I've got it." Oh yes, she found me!

Chin up

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John Forcier
69 911T

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That's where step one comes in. Actually I didn't mean this as a joke. It works. As you ask more women out, you start to get the hang of what works and what doesn't in your approach. Good luck.

Kurt V
72 911E

"hey what about bank tellers?? I visit the bank once a week and there are usually some attractive women working there" Cabman? It worked for me. Walked in the bank one day, making the deposit for my biz. The bank had hired a cute freckle faced new teller. We've been married 26 years now...

Babe Ruth had 714 career home runs. Nobody pays attention to his strikeouts. Want to score? Step up to the plate & swing, man!

Good luck. Paul

Yeah, Kurts right. And what's more you kind of get on a roll. first of all none then one, then alot. It's just a case of being relaxed and confident with them. Practice on the ok ones then once you have dated a number of them start working on a good one that you would like to have a proper long term relationship with. This is how it works for me - feast or famin (sp), and the feast works best for me.

Hope RUFBlackbird is reading all this... Are you, Jeff?