David McLaughlin
 

delete me please.

[This message has been edited by David McLaughlin (edited 05-30-2001).]

Delete you? How am I supposed to go about that? With some white out? Gray out? Or do you mean delete you from this world? HAHA! Just kidding. I have too much time on my hands at the moment.

How can you tell if a blonde have been using your computer?

There is white out on the screen.

Ah...there are quite a few blonde jokes, but I can't remember them. But...for the sake of the blondes, because I think blonde is the only color for a woman, so long as it is natural or done well, I will refrain from the blonde jokes. Most of them are tasteless anyways.

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch-'n-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

How does a blonde turn the light on???

She opens the car door.......Ok,Ok that really sucked.....I couldn't help it!