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Pelican Horror Picture Show..

Yeah, I got bored at work again....

To the Tune: Time Warp, from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

AFJuvat

Head Warp

It's astounding
Head is leaking
Dumbas* takes his toll
So listen closely

Not for very much longer
I've got to take control.

I remember watching the Head Warp;
Hating those moments when.
The belts would be screeching
And the valves would be crashing

Let's watch the Head Warp again
Let's watch the Head Warp again

Just turn the cam to the left
And torque the bolts to the right
With your hands on your hips
don't snug the belt too tight
But it's the tensioner's thrust
That really drives you insane

Let's watch the Head Warp again
Let's watch the Head Warp again

The engine's so steamy!
Why's your coolant so creamy!?
did you listen to me?
No, not at all!
Yet another damn head crash,
and another good car trashed.
On this BBS, we've seen it all.

You did a bit of a mind flip
Now you've made all the belts slip!
Now nothing can ever be the same.

You're bill will be a sensation;
and you'll require sedation!

Let's watch the Head Warp again.
Let's watch the Head Warp again.

Well I'd just washed up in the sink
Just a having a drink
When this oddball post really made me blink
it shook-a me up, it took me by surprise
now he drives a pick up truck after the Porsche died
He asked of me what part he could change
Car ain't working, never would again

Let's watch the Head Warp again
Let's watch the Head Warp again

Just turn the cam to the left
And torque the bolts to the right
With your hands on your hips
don't snug the belt too tight
But it's the tensioner's thrust
That really drives you insane

Let's watch the Head Warp again
Let's watch the Head Warp again
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Old 03-28-2003, 09:29 AM
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You've really been hitting the strong stuff lately, haven't you? :P

Aaron

EDIT: And let's not watch the head warp again. I've got a 250 mile trip in the 924S this afternoon. I don't need to have something fail in the cooling system and have the needle go into the red.
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Sad, but true. Please pass the bottle.
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Wow, I thought I didn't have a life, but I still don't have that much free time
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LMAO!!!

It sounds as though your day is as active and productive as mine is going! I have been reading the paper and doing my nails here in my office...

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I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.......
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Network geek - slow day, the computers didn't break.

So I had an hour of free time.

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Hey, in the car I drive normally (not the porsche) the temp gauge regularly climbs into the red. The shop said they used an external thermometer and that it is just lying, after they replaced the thermostat and flushed the radiator a couple of times. =)
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