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He pissed on my Porsche!
While out at a bar last night, a few drunks were booted out of this little bar I was at, as they left I had a bad feeling....I walked outside and noticed the rear of my 944 was VERY wet and a bartender who had walked out with them told me one of them actually pissed on my Porsche! I was VERY pissed.....unfortunately for him, I'm a cop, and Nextels are so nice to have! I had him pulled over by a buddy of mine within half a mile and he went to jail for OUIL. I guess that'll be the last time HE pisses on a Porsche! Just a funny story I thought I'd pass along
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OUIL?
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sorry
Sorry, OUIL is Operating under in the influence, ie...drunk driving
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haha good stuff!
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DUI for California. Covers a lot.
The drunk really doesn't know that his PC 4 Stop was pissing on your car. Do you want him to know?
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Actually....
The PC for the stop was him backing his vehicle seemingly to hit me then recklessly leaving the parking lot, cutting someone off, then running a red light....then doing over 75 in a 50 before the guys with the Christmas tree on top of the car caught up. PC? Yeah.......
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Should have arranged to take him to a dark alley for some enthusiastic nightstickin'!
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YEEEE HOOO nightstickin!
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More than just a few drops of used beer!
But are we looking for a reason; "him backing his vehicle seemingly to hit me..."? A bit vague? If he was drunk as you say and he had no idea you are a cop... Still it's good to get a belligerent drunk off the road. Bet he's back driving inside a week. Not legally of course. Ancient Roman laundry services would welcome any one to pee in the tubs. Uric acid is great for cleaning and whitening clothes.
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Yeah! The wife got really "pissed" when she found me up on the washer after I watched that episode of National Geographic!
Gesh! Had to put the used wine somewhere! Might as well get some return on the "investment".
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I'm still waiting for that bottle, btw
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NICE thats a good one...anyone whos is drunk and stupid enough to piss on your 944 deserves to spend the night...and then some
Are you an FOP member?
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Why did they pick your car? Did you "bounce" them out of the bar? Glad to see one less drunk on the road, but what did the guy's BAC register?
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There is no better feeling than getting even.
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so what your saying is that he "pissed you off?"
What some people do when they have had a few beers. |
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Yes anyone who damages anyone's car (especially p-car) should have something bad happen to them.
I'd still like to catch the guy who decided to waltz on my hood... and nightstick him.
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Or an old golf club.
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