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Why Men Die Earlier than Women

>This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but,
>now we know.
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>If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
>race...you're a male chauvinist.
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>If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
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>If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
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>If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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>If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
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>If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off
>your lazy behind and find something better.
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>If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
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>If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
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>If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
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>If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
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>If you cry............you're a wimp.
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>If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.
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>If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a
>chauvinist.
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>If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated
>woman.
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>If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
>domination.
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>If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
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>If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...... you're a
>pervert.
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>If you don't..............you're gay.
>
>If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
>shape..............you're
>sexist.
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>If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
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>If you don't................you're a slob.
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>If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
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>If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
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>If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
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>If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
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>If she has a headache............she's tired.
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>If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
>
>If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
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>If you don't..........there must be someone else.
>
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>Men die first because they want to.

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$10. says this gets moved before post number 5.

No, wait, it's Friday. No game tonight, no buses in SoCal, 3 grocery stores to get everything you need, the foothills in 3 counties are on fire, freeways closed, and the new gropenator says the 'action' he promised might take some doing.

before post number 10.
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so true... but all those thoughts would OBVIOUSLY have to come from a woman... (which don't, other than from the Feminazis... stupid dikes...)

p.s. i HATE women's rights activists... they're worse than welfare activists...
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Men die earlier than women because we want to.

Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days out of the month and doesn't die.
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Men die earlier than women, because we live With Women!!!!!!
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Amen to all of the above!!!!!!!!!
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Its also funny how all they remember is yesterday how you were insensitive on the phone and not the fact that a day prior to that you swept her off her feet with a dozen roses and a night on the town....its funny but not really hah ha funny........its not what you did its how much better you can do the next thing...geez....thats precisely why i dont feel bad anymore...-chris my 2 cents
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singpilot,
No fair changing the bet after the fact! Just try that in Vegas...

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