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83' Porsche 944 * Great Price * Great Car

Worth every bit of it's asking price... :rolleyes:

Only 5k paint away from a 3k car.

I sold a nice running and looking guards red 83 awhile back with fuchs for 4K.

what the hell? Is this guy cutting the front under the headlight covers for those "alien" looking headlights? ROFLMFAO

dude thats a frikin mercedes E320 front bumper!!! hhahahaa LMFAO!!!!

NO $HIT!!!!!! So I'm supposed to know Mercedeses now lol Actually, I was so awestruck by the notches for the lights, I never even noticed the rest of the bumper. LOL

WTF, is he trying to make a Porcedes?

If you were, we'd be legally bound to disown you.

whats even funnier is the 924 wing LOL

Am i the only one that thinks that the car has had a serious fire?

Looks like the rear tires are very low profile also...

"Needs a little work" is somewhat of an understatement. Also looks like the left rear is flat. That car is a candidate for an Krylon paint job.....it's beyond "Uh Oh, Better get Macco", and I damn sure wouldn't want to take it to my paint guy....they would laugh me out of the shop.....and my paint guy is my nephew!!!!!!

Hey... Are you guys making fun of MY car????

We are trying to make fun of it - better than barfing - that mulit-colored hood is very sad indeed.

Does it run? I'd give 500 to LeMons it.....

He'd most likely give you $600 to take it off his hands...I know his neighbors would pay to get rid of that eyesore.

I might come down a little on the price...Call me..

I'm typically one making excuses for taste - but THAT is a hideous car at a ridiculous price for what it is. For a few thousand more you could buy my '84 944 and have a much nicer car. :D

It has a really expensive engine in it.. A Jaguar straight 6 with a super charger..Still not worth the price?

That just hurt the price....

I'll take the engine, I need one RIGHT NOW!!!!!! lol