Want A Good Laugh?

[lambic2000]

Check this out!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1819868069&r=0&t=0

If that doesn't work then do a search for item # 1819868069

So my NA has the potential of being faster than a Turbo? I think not!

Stephen

[Britwrench]

I think the only reference to Jack Daniels should be the amount the seller has been drinking......

[lambic2000]

Between this seller's feedback and the ridiculous price, you'd have to be.....no, I won't go there.

[stray15]

Give me a break...

[mcavour]

Repeat with me, guys: Crack IS BAD!!!!

[sweater914]

this is your brain, this is your brain doing drugs and exhaust fumes

[fty]

WOW sounds like a great buy..HAHAHHAHAHHAHA **** DAT....sounds like someonmes looking for an ole hill billy for a quick sale...

[Nabeel]

LOL, I actually saw that ad last night and I was thinking about posting it here. The best part is when he claims it is faster than a 951.

[lordgrommit]

anyone else get the 50 year old knocking up his Girlfriend or wife .. I don't want to go back and look I'm laughing too hard.. I'm going to look at an na tommrow 86 120 on the clock needs a clutch I'll get it for 800.. LMAO

Matt

[Nabeel]

I must admit....those sport seats are sweet.

[lordgrommit]

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[divezic]

143hp 1984 N/a 944 tops out at 130. To get 160 you'd need something like 250hp.

Does anybody have an owner's manual handy? Check out the chart of engine rpm vs speed in 5th gear. What does 7000 in 5th give you for speed?

[lordgrommit]

is it just me or is my car the only one with a rev limiter at 6800 rpms and mine's been adjusted up... how can he even get to 7K

Matt

[RaF944]

The chip increases it to 7K

[mcavour]

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Item: Porsche : 944
Message: Have you figured it out yet? (Why you've got no bids???) Dude, I bought a 1989 944 Grey/linen leather 74,500 miles (less than 6,000 miles/year), 2.7L engine (165 tru hp), awesome shape in/out, 3 weeks ago in West Palm Beach, FL (prices are higher) for $4,250 ($4,980 (tax,tag & title inc)). Sorry but you need to wake up and smell the cofee, the guys at the Pelican Parts 944 BBS are actually making fun of you...
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[ch944]

What a lame ass. Never mind the car but the grammar in the add. My 9 year old was getting a kick out of the spelling errors.

ch944

[tifosiman]

Guys, someone has bid on it...........

A PT Barnum saying comes to mind.

Tifosiman

[kenny]

I told you guys -- most people think the 944's (esp. the turbos) are expensive cars! A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Misspellings on a BBS are one thing, when you prepare an ad, that's another entirely.

And lastly, tifosiman is correct -- there's a sucker (also can insert idiot, moron, dolt, imbecile, dullard, estupido, etc) born every minute!

[divezic]

This clown claims 7000rpm 5th gear at 160mph

Owner's manual charts 7000rpm in 5th at 180 mph.

I see two options:
1-Liar, liar
2-Re-geared 5th, put in nitrous, and faulty speedo.

I'd do a poll but I can guess the results.

[flying9142_2]

was the " Targata Top " a factory option on the 944 's ??
Man this guy has major issues....worth a good laugh though .