On the way to work, a little mazda...

[coupe]

The alarm clock went off at 6 am, yawning I push myself off the bed, looking back, the girl friend sleeps like a kitten.

I think to myself, ****!! Another boring day at work awaits me...,nothing to look forward to, except the 20 minutes drive in my 944 Turbo. A sudden grin, followed by a bowl of cereal.

Kissed the lil lady goodbye, and off I jog to her.. There she awaits me inpatiently, and I can almost smell the old friendly interior. She starts right up and away we go....

Got into the highway and soon appeared a little shinny silver Mazda 323. I could see this idiot flashing his lights, swinging the car from left to right, trying to make me shift lanes or go faster.

We drive closer to a camera radar, and by this time I had made up my mind that I wasn't going to shift lanes, or go any faster...at least not until after the radar.

So again, asswipe starts hoonking, I could hear a little punny sound of a lil Jap horn, that all it said to me was:" beepp beep", in other words....Please can I pass, please. pretty please.
By this time, the road was mine and this guys lil engine was screaming at high revs, and he still couldn't pass me...

So, after toying with him and his lil car, I let him pass me. I wave at him with an evil grin on my face, and in no time he is faced behind another fast car...His ordeal starts all over again...

Whats with stupid drivers, so early in the morning??!!

Don't get me wrong here, I usually move aside and let anyone pass, but not if you dont give me a chance to see you, and then start flashing your lights and swinging from left to right...

Well, I walked into work, still with a smile on my face....I wonder if asswipe had one too??!! heheh

Coupe

[951carter]

Maybe he had diarrhea or something?
A friend laying in the back seat that had just been shot?
His dog in the passenger seat that had just been hit by a car and he was rushing it to the Vet?







You never know.

[todwic]

Any of the above, and I use the shoulder as a passing lane, I got no qualms about breaking the law to get my bro to the horsespittle.

[overkill]

God I love the smell of a 944 interior! I wish I could get it in an aerosol can!

[Z-man]

Something similar happened to me last night coming home from my parents place.

I'm in my Subaru Legacy, and happen upon a 944 n/a. So I pull up to pass him, and check out his car. I thought it was a friend of mine, but no.

So I'm going about 70, and I'm passing the 944 (I don't like driving side-by-side for too long). and this Honduh thingy starts flashing me from behind. I guess I wasn't passing the 944 fast enough for him.

So... I put on my blinker, clear the 944, and ever-so-slowly move into the middle lane to let the lamo-Honduh pass me.

He roars on ahead, and I get behind him, and flash him a couple of times. Then I resume my ride home.

I hate stupid people.
-Z.