I just got through picking up my 944 2.5l motor and walking about 15 steps and setting it down on a table. I say tie a rope to a tree, and the other end to the flywheel. rig a makeshift gravity fed carb and a gallon fuel tank. Fire that ****er up and run like hell.

You guys are a bunch of pussies!
I repair musical instruments, used to refinnish pianos,
and assisted on a few moves.
Put the f**ker on a skid and drag the f@#in' thing!