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Ok, I knew that topic would get all the 964'ers here.

I think we need to do something about these misguided SC owners and their plans to conquer the world as we know it. Think of the drawbacks to such a world. Less horsepower, finicky rear suspensions, non-cool air conditioning - the list goes on.

While i enjoy and admire their passion, we all know that a world dominated by SCs would be an inferior world to one controlled by the 964 type.

Here is what I propose:
A. We let them continue with their take-over plans..
B. We allow them to do all the initial work at forming the new world order based on the religion of the Porsche 911...
C. Once they have the world in firm control, we take control from them through a series of Match Race competitions, maybe for one continent at a time, which will showcase the superiority of the 964.

Our plan should be simple enough to accomplish.

We can keep in constant communications through this 964 forum. Since no one looks here very often - we don't even seem to use it too much ourselves- we have the perfect comunication method right here under their noses. (or should that be "under their spoilers").

Lets keep out plan quiet....silent information gathering and planning tactics seem to be the best method of operation for now.

Lets be careful not to be discovered. Discovery would probably mean we would have to switch to the Rennslist forum.


Ed
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Old 02-16-2002, 05:23 AM
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the scwdp is already secretly unraveling.

its leader and founder mr. leland pate already has 964 wheels on his sc and was recently inquiring about a 964 bumper upgrade....

it won't be long now..

hahahahahaa...
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As a former member of the SCWDP plot, I can only say becareful.

Although our 964s are clearly superior, a well sorted SC could be hard to beat, especially a ROW model, with no aircon, engine in good order etc!!

Might be best to challenge them in the wet and use a C4!!

Neil
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Let the Games begin!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Both you and the SCWDP are living on borrowed time anyway because the GruppeB brotherhood is the only true way and will show you the righteous path if only you will open your eyes.

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Let the Games begin!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I hate to say it, but there's no escaping them.

Maybe we can wipe them all out by selling them defecting air box pop off values!

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