Itís been pointed out that I actually use the term Club in these emails. Thereís no special reason to use the term club except that itís easy to spell. Actually when it was mentioned to me I thought of suspending that person from the group. Then I remembered that we would have to actually have members. Damn
Maybe we should have members just so we can revoke a personís membership. That would be fun. ďYouíre no longer allowed to eat donuts and bagels with us.Ē Then I remembered that someone would have to keep track of who is actually allowed to eat donuts with us. Thatís just too much trouble.
Besides Debold Performance always has lots of great food. They also have some pretty neat cars too. Plus, you get to meet new people who havenít heard all of your old car stories before. Hey, new people that you can bore to death and free food. You canít beat that combination.
Parking at Debold is always tremendous and weíre going to have some really great cars arriving. If Marc Wootner is a real man heíll drive his RSR replica to the gathering. Marc Ė girly men use trailers. Suck it up and be a real man. Arnold would drive it.
This will be a good time to bring neighbors and friends. We can never have too many people. Just remind them that they canít join. Oh you canít join either. Weíre that exclusive. Weíre so special that no one can join. Itís ok to just show up though.