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So I'm driving home from the ginmill the other night, taking it nice and easy 'cause I'd had a couple... and I get pulled over by a town cop. He comes up, asks for license and registration. He shines the light right in my face and says, "sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
"Why, officer?" I ask, looking in my back seat, "Is there a fat chick in the car?"
Try the veal
JP
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Last edited by Overpaid Slacker; 01-25-2005 at 10:31 AM..
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