The Right to Bear Arms...
 

Or in this case.....feet.

Armless Miami man charged with stabbing Chicago tourist | Fox News

Can you imagine the horror if those scissors had high capacity blades?


Or ...


good thing he wasn't running with them!

"An armless homeless man..."
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He had no arms and no home.

Apparently not a harmless armless homeless man.

Well, he wasn't being electrocuted.

So we can say he was a not harmless armless ohmless homeless man.

man?

homey.

...harmless armless ohmless homeless homey. ...hombre?

If he were bald, would that make him a combless, harmless, armless, ohmless, homeless, hombre ?

hairless...

Isn't he a white dude...can we get honkey in there...

A hairless, harmless, armless, ohmless, homeless, honkey, hombre...

Next....;)

Was he running? If so, that’s the problem right thar!

Pretty sure he'd having to be hopping...

Edward scissor feet ? :D

Let's just hope he didn't 3D print those scissors.

I read the story yesterday and I'm sure the guy with no arms was just out looking for a fight.

Not one mention about a child safety lock or if the attacker was licensed to own scissors.

What I'm shocked by, is that dude is younger than me.

Not to uncommon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmInkxbvlCs

What do you call a man with no arms and no home sitting under a car? (jack)
What do you call a man with no arms and no home hanging on the wall? (Art)
What do you call a man with no arms and no home sitting in a pot of hot water? (Stew)

The guy's pretty handy with scissors. And not much else.

Well... They can't accuse him of being armed and dangerous. Just dangerous.

They always get ya on some trumped up charged...

Legged and dangerous.