When we pulled away from yesterday's incident, I was trying to explain the "some people are like garbage trucks" thread from here recently to my wife.

Later in the day, someone was honking at me for frivolous reasons, so I honked back just for fun. According to the garbage truck thread, I was supposed to wave, smile, and pray for them, but they couldn't see me (smiling and waving in support), so I just honked, waved my fist, and laughed instead. "Ayyyyye... Get off my road!"

Or you could tell them you'll stay and honk the horn for them if they'll go and start your bike.

Amateurs! Everyone knows you use the back end to purposely hit another car. Otherwise you wreck the radiator.

I kept hoping the cop would tazer the raging fool.

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I saw a guy screaming and honking at someone for pulling into a parking lot too slow. He had a bumper sticker that read "visualize world peace". So of course as I passed him with his window open, I had to yell "visualize world peace!!!"

those cops obviously saw all the amateur videographers otherwise it would have gone a different way.

Several years ago I pulled up and was fueling my car in the totally normal manner. The gas station has a weird triangle shape. It is easy to pull forward to leave, but a real challenge to back up because of the entrance and the constant flow of the new customers to the convenience store. Anyway, not all the pumps were being used, but for whatever reason some jerk pulled his pickup right up close to my front bumper so he did not block the incoming cars.

I would have to back up to get out of there, weave through other cars coming in the driveway and pedestrians, possible but a challenge. So the gas pump shut off, and I figured it was time to check my oil. I had to walk around to the back of the El Camino to get to one side or the other with him just right in front of my bumper. So several trips back and forth, then I needed to wash the windshield and I was slow and careful. Now remember other pumps are open, he could move over and gas up at any time. So next I had to check my air pressure in my tires and the pressure in the air bags on the rear end used only for load leveling with a load. By the time I was checking them, he fired up his truck, backed up, and left the gas station and laid rubber with the throttle floored and drove away. I never saw him again. It was like something from the twilight zone. He never got out and said a word, never fueled up at the other pumps or went inside. He just made it hard for me to leave. With him gone, I went home easily by going forward.

A friend has a great bumper sticker:

"Honk if you don't exist" :D

as i age..i have learned it is best to try not to lose your cool under any circumstance.

i have an eff it approach..

one time, i did a bonehead move and lighty rear ended a guy. his dad was in the passenger seat.. the dad comes out and he was HOT!! yelling, cussing..calling me names. i was in the process of texting the driver a photo of my ID, and insurance card..plus pics of the minor damage.

i paused, and told the old guy (calmly).."please be quiet, whatever you are trying to do isnt helping at all.." we exchange images, shook hands (the son) and moved on with our lives. my fault, my insurance took care of it. me and the son might have said one sentence to each other.

I hope the trailer guy gets summoned for reckless driving due to the attendant's witnessing and the CCTV to back up everything including the ID of the female animal who gets cited for rear ending another vehicle as well as leaving the scene of an accident. That should be a no brainer as she was still on a public road when she hit the trailer.

Wow. Yeah, I honk, but 99.9% of the time it's a quick toot to wake up the guy that's screwing with his cell phone when the light turns green. I've been in line 3-4 cars back. The light turns, the first numbnut is not paying attention, and the second numbnut is too polite to do anything. The entire green light plays out and then when the light turns yellow, the first guy realizes and takes off running the amber and leaving the entire line to sit for a whole new round of lights.

Nope, I've got a horn, and I use it. I can usually see if the person in front of me is distracted and that's when they get the toot. It's rarely in anger, but it has happened. Actually, just about 1-2 weeks back, someone was running a stop sign and nearly hit me head on. They got a nice long honk, but it worked and they stopped.

Maybe it said "Visualize whirled peas".

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