massage parlors
 

I just watched a "Justice " network show that busted a massage parlor for prostitution.

I got to thinking. Why?

Let me set the stage...

I am 68 and lost my wife last year to a quick two day downhill slide.
She passed away peacefully.

So now I am still alive and just can't subscribe to websites trying to matching me up with "bootycalls' or "farmers in love'.... etc.

I don't want a women to come into my life that will eventually be a caregiver.
I got enough respect for me and any woman to ovoid that.

My question is...

What is wrong with going to a massage parlor a couple times a month?

Oh sure, only a couple of times a month...

That's where it all starts.
Then a couple times a week.
Then it escalates into a couple of times a day.
You have spent your retirement and are out stealing pension funds and senior care drugs to pay for your sex habit.

I’m pretty sure this thread will have a happy ending.

That's extra

How "bout five times a day. Please... give a break,

My pension and social security is so above any risk of a dint into my quality of life that I have to
laugh at your nonsense response.
This has nothing to do about money.. It has to so with the male living longer with feelings
no matter how you think it is disgusting.

Victimless crime

I can't count the times across the decades I was over the 0.08% BAC and driving home.

Which is a worse crime? I say driving drunk by a long shot.

+1 Everybody wins.

Rapewta- He was just having fun. The answer is nothing so long as proper care is taken. Certainly we do not want to spread disease needlessly. That aside it is an antiquated law.

Not entirely true though

Especially in the Bay Area, human trafficking and being forced by organized crime to work in massage parlors is a common occurrence.


But who are we kidding, let’s all pretend that all these girls are working there out of choice. Some are but many aren’t!

Having said all that, I see no problem with licensed brothels, subject to inspection for health and workers well being.

It would be a victimless crime if all the girls working in them were there voluntarily. They are not. Up to half are there as indentured servants. Most were told they would be nannies or seamstresses, but when they get to the USA they are forced into the parlors to pay off immigration debts (or worse, threatened and enslaved).

I wish they would legalize it here like in Costa Rica, where prostitution is legal but pimping is a felony. They are tested frequently for STD's in order to keep their sex worker cards. The government requires they meet with counselors to confirm the are doing it voluntarily before getting the card. Every city has a registered bar or casino where they all hang out. It's beautiful!

BTW...I wouldn't know from personal experience, but I've been told by friends.

Let's assume OP is from Peoria and the woman is a hard worker just trying to pay her bills with the skills she has.

Time to move
 

^^^
Don't they have that in Nevada.SmileWavy

until the prize is HPV, herpes or worse.

Oops. I thought this thread was about message parlors.

I hear you.

However, imagine a 68 year old man slamming it home. Doubt it. Why bother?

How bout a hand job, which is much more realistic.

The picture created from these posts is OP is mounting a 17 year old east European enslaved model, when in actuality, it's a 54 year old, not so pretty, but nice lady, with strong forearms.

oh!! this is about their architecture, HVAC and PE ratios...sorry!

"HPV, herpes or worse." can you get that from a blow job?

I hear you Bob.


Yea... I got to be careful. Many years in Asia...Hookers and anything that moved and I came out unscathed. Count my blessings.
Today, you don't get STD from massage parlors. You prepare. Unlike Millennial's approach to life and it's loose lifestyle... common sense.

Christmas Eve...
The parking lots are empty behind the liquor store I just left.
A massage parlor is back behind the store and looks closed.
A Cayman is the only car parked anywhere close, I park the Carrera next to the Cayman and pull on the door of the parlor. It opens. Wow!. Christmas Eve?
Wonderful massage with the Cayman owner. Lots of small Porsche talk. Same independent that does our maintenance .

I put my clothes back on and we stand outside the parlor looking at our cars and I have to admit..
the Cayman is nicer looking that the Carrera. Big heart felt hug and I go home feeling relieved.

In HS there was this guy that was a real dork. Thick black framed glasses, runny nose, highwater pants, whiney voice, all of it. Group he was trying to hang around and be accepted in told him he ought to go to a massage parlor known for pleasing customers. He told his Dad. His Dad called, made an appointment, and gave him the money. When asked if he had a happy ending he said No. He rubbed one out right before going. Then when he couldn't finish his performance, he told her why and she told him it was okay.

As a senior in HS that was pretty funny. Especially since his Dad made the arrangements and paid. That was in 1976.

Oh, and it worked. After that the group accepted him as one of their own. He started wearing jeans the proper length, got a real hair style, some decent glasses, and stopped with the whiney voice. Never heard if he kept going to the massage parlor.