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red-beard 03-06-2019 02:01 PM

It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that schwing
 
https://www.foxnews.com/health/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say

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A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.

Ehud Arye Laniado died at the age of 65 in the clinic of an unnamed plastic surgeon on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital.

According to local media, complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis
Most just go for Viagra.

Circ reverse?

speeder 03-06-2019 02:09 PM

This just makes no sense. Maybe if he was 20...? How do you go through 65 years of life w the body god gave you and then decide you need something crazy like that? :confused:

I’ll never understand humans.

red-beard 03-06-2019 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 10380075)
This just makes no sense. Maybe if he was 20...? How do you go through 65 years of life w the body god gave you and then decide you need something crazy like that? :confused:

I’ll never understand humans.

Bruce Jenner...SmileWavy

craigster59 03-06-2019 02:28 PM

Apparently he was short and had a "Napoleon Complex". Who cares how it looks in the locker room, as long as it works in the bedroom.

flipper35 03-06-2019 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 10380086)
Bruce Jenner...SmileWavy

Are you saying Bruce should have donated his organ to this fellow?

Noah930 03-06-2019 02:47 PM

I don't see why this is a big deal.

dan88911 03-06-2019 02:47 PM

I wonder what substance was injected into his penis.

Noah930 03-06-2019 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dan88911 (Post 10380131)
I wonder what substance was injected into his penis.

Marcaine? My WAG.

unclebilly 03-06-2019 03:16 PM

What’s more embarrassing, a small peepee or dying on an operating table having it made bigger?

I imagine his family is proud.

sammyg2 03-06-2019 03:20 PM

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I’ll never understand humans.
it's not that hard …..









Bad dog Sammy, no! ;)

sammyg2 03-06-2019 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by unclebilly (Post 10380171)

I imagine his family is proud.

They're probably too busy stuffing the old man's fortune up their noses.

berettafan 03-06-2019 03:27 PM

am I the only one who is seeing more and bolder anti semitic messages every day?

I wonder how many of those who are carrying this message understand the stone aged muzzies will be happy to murder them along with the Jews once they've attained the power they desire.

Bob Kontak 03-06-2019 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 10380180)
it's not that hard …..

That's a bingo.

BAM!

sammyg2 03-06-2019 04:16 PM

EDIT: never mind

berettafan 03-06-2019 04:19 PM

no, no...just the article.

pavulon 03-06-2019 04:32 PM

Local anesthetic toxicity? Papverine overload?

rfuerst911sc 03-06-2019 04:35 PM

Guess he doesn't have to worry about a hang low now :D

speeder 03-06-2019 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by berettafan (Post 10380192)
am I the only one who is seeing more and bolder anti semitic messages every day?

I wonder how many of those who are carrying this message understand the stone aged muzzies will be happy to murder them along with the Jews once they've attained the power they desire.

What are you referring to here? I must have missed it(?) :confused:

speeder 03-06-2019 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flipper35 (Post 10380125)
Are you saying Bruce should have donated his organ to this fellow?

Even if they could do that, the guy's hand probably would have rejected it. :)

Jim Richards 03-06-2019 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by berettafan (Post 10380192)
am I the only one who is seeing more and bolder anti semitic messages every day?

I wonder how many of those who are carrying this message understand the stone aged muzzies will be happy to murder them along with the Jews once they've attained the power they desire.

beretta, accidentally responded to the wrong thread?


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