The more things change, the more they stay the same

[pwd72s]

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. Once, when I was an underpaid reporter in Virginia City, whenever I wished to play billiards, I went out to look for an easy mark. One day a stranger came to town and opened a billiard parlor. I looked him over casually. When he proposed a game, I answered, "All right."
"Just knock the balls around a little so that I can get your gait," he said, and when I had done so, he remarked: "I will be perfectly fair with you. I'll play you left-handed." I felt hurt, for he was cross-eyed, freckled, and had red hair, and I determined to teach him a lesson. He won the first shot, ran out, took my half-dollar, and all I got was the opportunity to chalk my cue.
"If you can play like that with your left hand," I said, "I'd like to see you play with your right."
"I can't, he said, "I'm left handed."

Mark Twain

[wdfifteen]

Ya started my day with a laugh. Thanks!

[Gogar]

That's Great thanks Paul

[HobieMarty]

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[Steve Carlton]

I didn't realize Mark Twain was an avid billiards player- interesting!