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cmccuist 02-20-2020 06:26 AM

3 Point Superhero Stance
 
Why do they all do it? You can't really launch an attack or defend yourself properly from there. You can rush the passer, but that's about it.

And let's not get all PARFY with it! This is a serious discussion!

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cmccuist 02-20-2020 06:28 AM

I wonder if Scarlett J. is left handed.

masraum 02-20-2020 06:45 AM

I believe the reason that you normally see them in that position is that they've just "landed" from some jump, fall, acrobatics, etc...

GH85Carrera 02-20-2020 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by masraum (Post 10758575)
I believe the reason that you normally see them in that position is that they've just "landed" from some jump, fall, acrobatics, etc...

Pretty much it. They all just flew in, or landed from some mega jump. Of course Superman can if he wants land in a nice slow gentle decent, but if he is in a major hurry, I guess, the three point landing and crushed pavement looks cooler.

Hey, if you could make an entrance like that into a fight, as opposed to just walking up casually, what would you do?

Superheroes are supposed to be a bit flamboyant. :cool:

dafischer 02-20-2020 06:53 AM

They're just cranking out a good fart.

Noah930 02-20-2020 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by dafischer (Post 10758579)
They're just cranking out a good fart.

Thanks for ruining that Scarlett photo.

dafischer 02-20-2020 07:04 AM

Yer Welcome.

Pazuzu 02-20-2020 07:14 AM

1) 3 point stances are more stable than 2 points.
2) You can either land with your weapon elevate and ready (projectile or laser weapons), or with your weapon stable against the ground, protected from theft (knife, sword)
3) Small cross section upon landing, possibly well hidden by a fortuitously knocked over table.

And, if you wanna monkey roll, you gotta hit the ground in a squat anyways, so do the "3 Point Superhero into Monkey Roll Combo" and you automatically win at life.

stomachmonkey 02-20-2020 07:15 AM

Because it looks cool.

masraum 02-20-2020 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 10758578)
Superheroes are supposed to be a bit flamboyant. :cool:

All of the men do wear tights. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

ckissick 02-20-2020 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by stomachmonkey (Post 10758607)
Because it looks cool.

That's the only reason.

LWJ 02-20-2020 07:59 AM

But, if you wear a cape do you do the three-point?

Seems the cape would drape in a less than dramatic manner.

All above are cape-less.

Noah930 02-20-2020 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by LWJ (Post 10758657)
But, if you wear a cape do you do the three-point?

Seems the cape would drape in a less than dramatic manner.

All above are cape-less.

If you're wearing a cape, then there has to be a headwind so that said cape is flowing dramatically behind (and slightly above--looks lame if the cape is dragging on the ground). So the wind/fan has to come from in front, close to the ground.

flipper35 02-20-2020 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by stomachmonkey (Post 10758607)
Because it looks cool.

Because the people in Hollywood THINK it looks cool.

stomachmonkey 02-20-2020 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cmccuist (Post 10758550)

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Originally Posted by flipper35 (Post 10758695)
Because the people in Hollywood THINK it looks cool.

C'mon now.

That's hot.

flipper35 02-20-2020 08:44 AM

Exceptions to every rule. Then again, is there a pose where she wouldn't be?

Crowbob 02-20-2020 12:01 PM

The three-point landing is annoying. But what I don't understand is why the CGI monsters or other animals sort of rear back a little just before they strike. They also rore.

When you see the dragon pull his head back and rore RUN!

It's stuff like that makes it all look unbelievable.

masraum 02-20-2020 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowbob (Post 10758939)
The three-point landing is annoying. But what I don't understand is why the CGI monsters or other animals sort of rear back a little just before they strike. They also rore.

When you see the dragon pull his head back and rore RUN!

It's stuff like that makes it all look unbelievable.

Yes, because otherwise, superheros fighting dragons would be completely believable. :D

RWebb 02-20-2020 12:18 PM

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Captain Ahab Jr 02-20-2020 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by stomachmonkey (Post 10758697)
C'mon now.

That's hot.

and cool!


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