Florida Man, but in your State

[Dixie]

Lets see the bizarrely funny news stories from your State.
Here's a couple from my locale.

[id10t]

In Florida, so I guess I can't play.....

Though I will point out there was a study a few years back that showed a higher-per-capita incidence in "WTF?" news moments in Ohio than in Florida....

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by id10t

In Florida, so I guess I can't play.....

Though I will point out there was a study a few years back that showed a higher-per-capita incidence in "WTF?" news moments in Ohio than in Florida....

In kindness, perhaps you glossed over, "in your State?" Share if you please.

[URY914]

I've lived in Florida all my life and every "Florida Man" story I read I expect to see the name of someone I know.

[id10t]

Originally Posted by Capt. Carrera

In kindness, perhaps you glossed over, "in your State?" Share if you please.

Florida Man tries the sovereign citizen thing, doesn't go so well - https://www.fark.com/goto/13055356/jalopnik.com/florida-sovereign-citizens-still-need-drivers-license-1851020258%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26

Florida Woman (and Florida Man) get freaky... not on the beach, but on the bridge - https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/causeway-couple-collared-803617


Like I said... Florida Man is local to me

[The Synergizer]

Did the guy get to keep the Porsche?

[Black968]

Originally Posted by URY914

I've lived in Florida all my life and every "Florida Man" story I read I expect to see the name of someone I know.

Do you know this guy?

[herr_oberst]

Florida couple accused of fully nude sex on a public causeway

http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-couple-accused-of-having-sex-on-side-of-road-near-children-was-always-a-dream-of-mine

(Never mind, I see it was posted already. But I'll leave it here anyway.)

[URY914]

Originally Posted by Black968

Do you know this guy?

Not yet.

[sc_rufctr]

Ouch...

[herr_oberst]

Denise Callahan, 41, seems like someone who is totally satisfied that the juice was worth the squeeze.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Denise Callahan, 41, seems like someone who is totally satisfied that the juice was worth the squeeze.

There is another meme of her with the same pic stating she was caught breastfeeding herself.

The Facebook post is originally from Bipolar Bear. Note the news entities name.

From the original Facebook meme:

The sheriff’s office said the case is still under investigation and reminded residents that fireworks are explosives, not tools for settling relationship disputes.

[flatbutt]

Is that a turtle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

"Security personnel at Newark Liberty International Airport have seen a lot, but one traveler took the cake by attempting to smuggle a live turtle hidden inside his pants. TSA agents flagged the unusually slow-moving bulge during a routine screening, leaving everyone in the security line wondering what the master plan possibly could have been"

[Racerbvd]

[Eric Hahl]