For the golfers here
 

Rofl!

I've done it.

If your drive doesn't get past the ladies tee, you are supposed to hit that second shot with your pants around your ankles. That way, others know it is your second shot, and that you are not some "Nancy" playing from the ladies tee.

Everyone knows this.

We called it, "Dick Out".

No way would I walk to the ladies tee. I'd drop another ball and take the stroke. If that ain't in the the rulebook, it is in mine. I'd just say, "That one went in the water."

I'm an athlete, so the first time I went golfing, I knew I'd be a natural--probably semi-pro right out the gate. I mean, how hard could it be?

So, stepped up to the tee, swung with all my might, knowing what a beautiful, straight drive was about to come flying off the head of my club...and as I made contact, somehow I see the ball bouncing about 5-10 yards BEHIND me...

I hate golf (but it's so fun).