Penis fell off, so he grew a new one on his arm for 6 yrs

[masraum]

LOL. congrats to the guy, but ROFLMAO!

https://nypost.com/2022/05/02/man-has-artificial-penis-attached-to-his-groin-years-after-doctors-built-it-on-his-arm/

(Not the full article, just the most important excerpts)

The mechanic — who resides in Norfolk, England — was left mortified back in 2010 when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor” after he suffered an infection in his perineum.

Surgeons subsequently manufactured a new penis for the father of two using a skin flap on his left arm. They planned to move the manmade member down to his pubic area but were forced to stop the operation due to a lack of oxygen in his blood.

MacDonald was left with the artificial phallus poking out of his forearm.

A second surgery to move the manhood between his legs was delayed for six years due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the COVID-19 pandemic.

People ask me about it when they see me in the pub, and of course people make jokes,” he stated at the time. “But I get it. It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm. Of course, I see the funny side. I have to. I don’t have any other option.”

In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm” — MacDonald recalls helping an elderly lady retrieve an item from the top shelf at a supermarket, only to have the penis pop out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.

Earlier this year, however, doctors finally performed a successful surgery, moving MacDonald’s manmade penis from the forearm down to his pubic area.

“It was a nine-hour op,” the Brit explains in the documentary. “The first thing I did was look down and I was like, ‘Oh, my days. They got it this time.’ “

‘Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare.’

Nerves and blood vessels were taken from the arm and stitched together in the pubic area to establish blood supply to the manufactured penis. Urologists worked with plastic surgeons during the process to make sure MacDonald could have a functioning urethra — meaning he will now be able to pass urine normally.

And the clever medics even installed two tubes to allow MacDonald to inflate the penis with a hand pump in order to give himself an erection.

“This could be a turning point in my life,” the divorced dad gushed, thrilled at the prospect that he will finally be able to have sex again.

It turns out that MacDonald’s artificial penis is even better than his real one.

The dad designed his dream penis with the help of surgeons and added an extra two inches to the manmade model — making it six inches in total.

“They were happy to listen to what I wanted it to be like, which was amazing. Not many can say they have a designer penis,” he previously said.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... Bigger. 6 inches bigger to be exact. And with this new hand pump, he won't have to be faster either.

[herr_oberst]

Well, to be fair, 2'' bigger. I would have asked for a curve.

[Bugsinrugs]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Well, to be fair, 2'' bigger. I would have asked for a curve.

Like those bent carrot commercials?

[unclebilly]

Some dudes get tattoos on their arms…

[SCadaddle]

Who around here would go from 4" fuchs to 6" fuchs as an "upgrade"?!

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by Bugsinrugs

Like those bent carrot commercials?

A little upward curve. Just enough to be able to 'ring the doorbell' at will for m'ladys pleasure.

[A930Rocket]

Originally Posted by SCadaddle

Who around here would go from 4" fuchs to 6" fuchs as an "upgrade"?!

LOL. I’m thinking the same thing! Did he think 6 inches was an improvement?

Well, it’s good thing they didn’t grow it on his forehead. If he thought it was bad on his arm, he would’ve been called dickhead all the time

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by A930Rocket

LOL. I’m thinking the same thing! Did he think 6 inches was an improvement?

They gave him fifty percent more dick! That's a lot!

[masraum]

You guys never disappoint

[SCadaddle]

What's the old joke?

Dude tells his wife he's going out to "get some strange"?

She says "Grow 2 inches and you'll actually get some strange!"

[Crowbob]

I would have folded and gone home if my penis just dropped off and hit the floor. So far, whenever mine hit the floor it stayed attached.

[A930Rocket]

Originally Posted by Crowbob

I would have folded and gone home if my penis just dropped off and hit the floor. So far, whenever mine hit the floor it stayed attached.

Mine only hurts when I step on it.

[Gogar]

Why not?




He had nothing left to lose.

[VenezianBlau 87]

I wish I could backdate the length of my scrotum

[Steve Carlton]

[Jim Bremner]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

E
Well, it's not really a detachable deal ..

[craigster59]

A dude gets in a nasty car accident and wakes up in the E.R. Doc says "I've got some bad news. Your penis was severed in the accident and isn't salvageable."

"But, I've got some good news. You're covered by insurance for penis loss and it pays $10k. We can rebuild you a new penis, good as new. It runs around $1k an inch."

Dude says "Well, give me the whole $10k!"

Doc says "Well, don't you think you should discuss this with your wife? I mean, she may not want "bigger" or maybe she prefers smaller. Come back tomorrow after you've worked things out".

Dude shows up the next day and Doc says "So, did you come to a decision?"

Dude says "Yeah, we're getting Granite countertops...."

[Bill Douglas]

Six inches. Phew that's wide enough. I wonder how long it is.

[speeder]

Originally Posted by A930Rocket

Mine only hurts when I step on it.

Most guys walk up and put it in. I put it in, then walk up.

Ba-dum. I'll be here all week.