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Does your Wife...... Shart?
I hope not.....

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Old 12-29-2023, 09:40 PM
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I'll have to ask her......NOT!

Me? OTOH?
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Old 12-30-2023, 09:48 AM
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When I was a freshman at UCSD we had some surfers next door neighbors. One of them bent over next to another laying on the couch, bent over, and delivered a little more than the intended fart. A small blob the size of a marble landed on and stuck to the victim's arm. It was pretty funny!
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It's, "Higgins" people
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I thought that was only in the shower...
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Mine doesn’t even fart.
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Mine doesn’t even fart.
Are you sure that she’s alive?
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I thought that was only in the shower...
You guys can't even remember your wive's birthdays, your anniversaries, or even your own shoe sizes... yet...
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Slap slap slap...like that!
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I thought that was only in the shower...
We call that the “waffle stomp”…
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You guys can't even remember your wive's birthdays, your anniversaries, or even your own shoe sizes... yet...
Hey, you posted it.
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Hey, you posted it.
Yup, and it just warms my heart every time you guys remember me for it. My wife still has no idea.

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