For elderly parents (mine are 88 yrs old)?

Yer fired :(!

edited: I misread a synopsis regarding equities exposure. The fees on this one are redonkulous for an ETF tho and it's brief history shows volatility that doesn't meet my parents' needs either...

Nope!

Haha! I just floated that one around to see the reactions…I said I would do it, with my own high risk tolerance.

I get it :). I've done some risky stuff for myself over the years too .... but treat my parents' trust in me a bit differently.

This

Pork bellies

What are the odds of winning a Roulette bet?

The payout is 5:1, and the odds are 16.22% and 15.79% for European and American Roulette.

$350K or nothing. Just like a .180 average hitter hitting a homer.

God's physical money!

70% gold, 25% silver, 5% processed brass and lead

I split mine between my Roth IRA and a mix of index funds, but I also peeled off a tiny chunk for some fun stuff, like cheap csgo skins. It's been a surprising way to chill out on weekends. Rest went into boring adult stuff like repairs and paying down the mortgage.

I'm gonna do something stupid and buy an early 930 turbo.

Perfect for Honolulu traffic ... leave some for that China trip too!

Buts :D

Midnight runs! Like I did with all my turbos. lol