Pelican Parts Forums - There's ugly, then there's FUGLY

The ad's description is priceless.

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ABLE TO LEAP TALL SPEED BUMPS IN FIRST GEAR, FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET, MORE POWER THAN AN HO LOCOMOTIVE, IS IT A BIRD, IS IT A PLANE, NO IT’S “THE SILVER BULLET” THAT’S RIGHT ALL YOU EBAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EBAY THE ORIGINAL HAND MADE SILVER BULLET IS BEING OFFERED FOR SALE GIVING YOU THE BIDDERS A CHANCE TO OWN ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE HAND MADE CARS EVER BUILT. PLEASE VIEW ALL OF THE PHOTOS BELOW AND YOU WILL SEE THAT THIS CREATION, NOTHING SHORT OF THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, CAN BETTER BE DESCRIBED AS A CROSS BETWEEN A B59 BOMBER, BOAT TAIL SPEEDSTER AND A MODEL A WITH THE CHASSIS OF AN MG THROWN INTO THE MIX. BOY YOU TALK ABOUT A CHEF SALID ALL THIS CAR IS MISSING IS THE SALID DRESSING. I THINK YOU WILL AGREE AFTER VIEWING THE PHOTOS BELOW THAT THIS SILVER BULLET IS WITHOUT A DOUBT UNIQUE. DELORIAN THOUGHT HE HAD THE ONLY STAINLESS STEEL CAR OFFERED TO THE PUBLIC BUT HE WAS WRONG. THE SILVER BULLET’S ENTIRE BODY IS STAINLESS STEEL AND WILL NEVER RUST. AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE PICTURES BELOW THIS CAR BEGAN LIFE AS A 1962 MG AND SOMEWHERE UNDER THIS SLEEK STAINLESS STEEL BODY THAT 62 MG STILL LIVES AND BREATHS PROVIDING THE COMPLETE DRIVE TRAIN AS WELL AS SUSPENSION FOR THIS INCREDABLE CAR. NOTICE WE STILL HAVE THE 2 SIDE MOUNTED SPARES, COMPLETE HEADLIGHT AND BLUE DOT TAIL LIGHT ASSEMBLYS AS WELL AS THE TURN SIGNAL LENSES. THE 62 KNOCK OFF WHEELS ARE IN PLACE WITH DUNLOP TIRES MOUNTED ON THEM. THE LOUVERED HOOD LETS ALL OF THE HEAT ESCAPE FROM UNDER THE HOOD SO THE 4 CYLINDER ENGINE RUNS NICE AND COOL. NOTICE THE FRESH AIR INTAKES ON THE SIDE OF THE HOOD SO THE DRIVER AND PASSENGER HAS FRESH AIR IN THE COCKPIT OF THIS BEAUTY. THE HAND MADE MAHOGANY RUNNING BOARDS, WINDSHIELD AND DASH BOARD ARE JUST A SMALL EXAMPLE OF THE CRAFTSMANSHIP THAT WENT INTO THIS CAR. THE RED VINYL INTERIOR AND TRIM STILL REMAIN IN GREAT CONDITION. THE ONLY ITEM NO LONER AVAIABLE IS THE CANVAS TOP IT CAME UP MISSING. THE 4 SPEED TRANS SHIFTS GREAT AND THE FRONT DISC BRAKES WILL STOP YOU ON A DIME.. HAND MADE WIPERS ARE IN PLACE BUT REMEMBER THIS MODEL CAME AS A HEATER DELETE CAR. FULL GAUGES ARE IN PLACE AND WORK. FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT AN AM/FM/CD SOUND SYSTEM IS MOUNTED IN THE DASH AND WORKS GREAT. THIS SIVER BULLET HAS ONLY 60K SHOWING ON THE ODOMETER AND AS FAR AS WE CAN TELL IS ORIGINAL MILEAGE. THE MODEL A TYPE BUMPERS LEND A NICE TOUCH TO COMPLETE THIS AGELESS CAR. SO IF YOUR INTO BEING DIFFERENT OR LETS SAY YOU MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUMMER. WELL I THINK THIS CAR WILL BE PERFECT FOR YOU. NOTICE THIS CAR HAS PASSED STATE INSPECTION SO DON’T BE CONCERNED THAT THIS CAR WAS THROWN TOGETHER. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO STEP UP, BID AND BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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