I've always liked Yogi Berra's "Sayings"

[yellowperil]

And would love to hear some more, if anyone would take the time to post some it would be great. Thanks

[Jeff Higgins]

"It ain't over 'till it's over."

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."

"Baseball is 90% mental and 50% physical."

"You can observe a lot by watching."

[Por_sha911]

"I didn't say everything I said"

[Por_sha911]

"It's like deja vu all over again"

[Crowbob]

When you come to the fork in the road, take it.

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it’s too crowded.

We made too many wrong mistakes

It’s never happened in World Series history and it hasn’t happened since…

[Crowbob]

If people don’t want to come to the ball park, how you gonna stop them?

It was hard to have a conversation with anybody. There were too many people talking.

It the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

[Crowbob]

It gets late early out there.

Steve McQueen looks good in this movie. He must have made it before he died.

I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.

[Crowbob]

Never answer an anonymous letter.

[Crowbob]

The future ain’t what it used to be.

[Crowbob]

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

[Bill Douglas]

Haha, you guys have given some excellent advice. So don't tell anyone and whoever you tell, tell them not to tell anyone too.

[KFC911]

"I'm smarter than the average bear."

"Hey there Boo Boo"

[yellowperil]

I have one, "if you don't go to his wake, he won't come to yours"

[Seahawk]

"All pitchers are liars or crybabies."

He's right.

[Captain Ahab Jr]

We're all in this together on our own

[Tobra]

Yogi never struck out more than 40 times in a season, mostly like 20 or 25, with 450 to 550 at bats

I find that practically unbelievable

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by Tobra

Yogi never struck out more than 40 times in a season, mostly like 20 or 25, with 450 to 550 at bats

I find that practically unbelievable

Wow ... his playing days were before my time... but his personality & sayings were part of my youth.

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by Crowbob

It was hard to have a conversation with anybody. There were too many people talking.

That one is perfectly logical - at least to me. I cannot have a conversation in a crowd. All the voices are at the same volume. It's like everyone is talking to me at the same time.

"When you come to the fork in the road, take it. " Vicki must have gone to the same school as Yogi. When she's giving me driving directions, we'll come to a T intersection and she'll tell me, "OK, turn here."

[GH85Carrera]

[Crowbob]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

That one is perfectly logical - at least to me. I cannot have a conversation in a crowd. All the voices are at the same volume. It's like everyone is talking to me at the same time.

"When you come to the fork in the road, take it. " Vicki must have gone to the same school as Yogi. When she's giving me driving directions, we'll come to a T intersection and she'll tell me, "OK, turn here."

I think what makes Yogi's malapropisms so funny is that most of them make sense while at the same time being absurd.

'I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4'.