Anyone wear golf shirts? Are you self conscious about pointy nips?
 

Serious question.

When I see women with pointy nips under their clothes, I get excited. When I see dudes with nips poking through t-shirts, golf polos, etc, I kinda get embarrassed for them. Back in the day when I was more fit, I used to wear cycling jerseys but then I’d wear a tank underlayer. Now when I see middle aged guys wear a tank underneath a polo shirt, it kinda looks like a “brossiere”. Is this just my hang up or are there others a little self conscious about man nips?

This is like Vash on acid.

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I cut back on the milkshakes and hamburgers. Less Man-boob. (moob?)

Some dudes just don't know when to cover up.

Women? Not going to address this one. Loaded question.

I rub mine to excite them when I see a guy like you checking mine out....

Did you know I have a 3rd, very undersized nipple on my right side.... Kinda cool, I call them the "Three Musketeers", not as sensitive like the top two. I've rubbed it, put ice cubes it, and had many a girl I've been with suck and twittle it and it never stiffens...

Chicks love the 3rd nipple.... Maybe envious...??

Get a moob job/do pushups if that self conscious…

No one really cares.

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Aren't pushups just going to make the chest stand out more which will press the nipples into the shirt more.

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Everybody's got nipples.

I don't know that there's any way around them other than wearing clothes loose enough or thick/heavy enough that they don't show. I don't notice man nips and they wouldn't bother me if I did.

I suppose if I saw a guy that had what looked like boobs, I might notice and feel bad for the guy, but it wouldn't bother me.

I saw a guy like that jogging...shirtless. :eek:

There's certainly no need to drag vash into this ... and prolly the "brown schit" too :D

I think that was it... 'twas '69...

I wear t-shirts and Polo style shirts almost exclusively. Never undershirts with a shirt over that. I can't care less if someone notices nipples poking through anymore than if they notice my seeing my nose.

And I have never noticed any dude's nipples either, as I just never look for them.

Now on ladies, yea. Nothing better than a cold spring day to watch the ladies. Before I got married, I told my wife if a pretty lady is in view, I will look. But I will never run to the end of my chain barking, and never go past a long admiring stare.

I used to be self-conscious about my body. I blame my parents and the men's clothing ads in the Sears catalog. I thought all men should look like those guys. My parents never gave me any encouragement or positive feedback about anything. Perhaps that is the secret of my success - always working to live up to some unreachable level of perfection.
Can I get up off the couch now?

There is already a solution for this problem- Nipple Cakes. Everybody's doing it.

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That's not what we need. THIS is what we need!

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So does Mark Wahlberg......

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Shirts are on the way, Sup! LOL, j/k! :D

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There are some threads I open and then wish I hadn't... This is one of those.

Have you ever cut your sack while you're trying to squish some poo down through the shower drain after you slap, slap, slap that cratch like that? You'll probably end up running on gererator power the night that happens because a black audi wagon parked in your spot.