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I love "One ton tomato!"
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I once had a girl ask me in total seriousness--
"Why do they start talking about baseball in the middle of that song?" In regards to: Paradise By The Dashboard Lights 
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Ten devils in the freezer!!!
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TLC - sits on his Boggas. I thought it was slang. Broke Ass. I have dozens of them. Never a good verbal processor.
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Blinded by the light, woke up like a douche
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Same chick said she did not understand the ZZ Top song, pearl necklace, and those lyrics. You can look up the lyrics if needed.
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The fun - '06 Carrera, '79 930, '06 S4 Avant, '16 i8 The mundane - '24 Tesla Model 3, '22 Tesla Model Y, '19 Tacoma |
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A friend was playing in a band when one of the guys in the audience requested the fireman song.
Took a little prompting before he spilled "his" version of Smoke on the Water. Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy.....
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electric boobs so many I've misheard. was just talking with my teen daughter and her friend last night about this. they thought the idea of misheard lyrics was strange and I realized it's because when we were kids nobody could just 'look it up'. hence many a playground argument over lyrics.
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***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. |
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One of my friends was a radio DJ for several years. He had a caller ask him to play the song, "I ain't Jim". Of course my friend was puzzled and he had worked as a DJ for decades, and played all types of music. He asked the caller if he had any more information about the song, and the guy started singing and it finally came to him. It was the Stones song "Angie!"
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Lady friend sings:
"Stepped on a pop tart Blew out my flip flop" What? Huh?! Where the hell do you find a pop tart to step on and how could that blow out your flip flop?! |
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La de da de de, la de da de da
Cher's live version had "la de da de di" on the 4th chorus about the war.
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Misheard lyrics is not your fault its just bad singing. The big one that comes to mind is Fast Car. I always thought it was a white guy.
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Like a dog without a bone (and a bone without a dog). I can’t listen to that song without my additional lyrics.
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the heart of rock and roll is in Topeka according to my cousin
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Heard this running errands this morning:
"Her mind is definitely twisted She got the Mercedes Benz." Oops.
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Friend in high school french class carefully caligraphied this into his desk over a term:
There is no world You are a ceiling |
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Theres a bad moon on the rise Last edited by DRONE; 05-11-2025 at 07:44 AM.. |
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Porsche
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Kids and pets get names...
