Comedy writers needed...
 

This comedian really has to stop writing her own material...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/01/06/elec04.s.mo.farmer.clinton.ap/index.html

What's the deal with Ovalteen, anyway? It comes in a round can. You pour it into a round glass! Why don't they call it ROUNDteen?

That's Gold, Hillary, GOLD!

here's the real dumbass comment:

""Political speeches can't be like episodes of The Simpsons," said David Robertson, a University of Missouri-St. Louis political science professor."

If they were more like Simpson's episodes, the world would be a better place.

My thoughts exactly, Todd.

But then, I always thought most of the material came from "The Simpsons." In sort of a hacked-up way, of course.

Oh what I could do for her!