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juanbenae 06-30-2004 12:16 PM
relevant to pelican (joke)
 
with the woman bashing thread going strong i thought a sexist joke thread might be in line.. not a woman bashing thing,, they can bash man too....

so, if a pelican brings a baby what type of bird prevents a baby?

trj911 06-30-2004 12:19 PM
I give...

johnjr 06-30-2004 12:23 PM
A swallow.

johnjr
78 SC Targa

widebody911 06-30-2004 12:27 PM
Actually, storks bring babies; pelicans bring parts :)

The way I heard it is:

If the eagle is the bird of war, and the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love?

The swallow!

nostatic 06-30-2004 01:15 PM
African or European?

ronin 06-30-2004 01:18 PM
Thai

Superman 06-30-2004 01:28 PM
Mmmmm, Thai.

juanbenae 06-30-2004 02:20 PM
thai way over rated, i much prefer a phillipino gal. mmmm that good cookin'

id10t 06-30-2004 04:56 PM
nostatic - I don't think it matters. All really depends on how it is carrying the coconut.

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/


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