Got Wood?
 

With the high price of heating oil, you may wish to stock up!

Certified quality from Pres. Bush himself!

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Enjoy!

Shades of Bob Dole...
 

Didn't he sell wood for a while?

KERRY: The president got $84 from a timber company that he owns, and he's counted as a small business. Dick Cheney's counted as a small business. That's how they do things. That's just not right.

BUSH: I own a timber company?

(LAUGHTER)

That's news to me.

(LAUGHTER)

Need some wood?

Mr. Bush, I think you've "put the wood" to the American people long enough!

:D

Re: Shades of Bob Dole...
 

they both seem to be positioning for Doles "after election gig."

How did Kerry say it (first debate):" I have no intention of wilting. I've never wilted in my life.

Can't ya just see him repeating that line; followed up with that big smile, and the words; ever since I started using viagra.

looks to me like Kerry
LIED!

hang the creep by his testicles!

damn bell. when I saw that I laughed so hard I nearly ***** myself!!

"KERRY: The president got $84 from a timber company that he owns, and he's counted as a small business. Dick Cheney's counted as a small business. That's how they do things. That's just not right."

I dont believe our chimp president comprehended what Kerry meant by those words. I understood....as well as a lot of other intelligent people out there.

Please let me know if u didnt understand so i can explain it to you too.

Yeah, on-ramp . .. d'ya think Kerry got it right?

. ..D'ya think that the president got $84 from a timber company that he owns?

See I think that Kerry is Soooo lame that he will will use "facts" that he pulls, not out of his ass. . .no that hasn't been work'n real well for Kerry. . .but I think that Kerry has been pulling "facts" for his PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE . . ..




wait for it






off the internet. (the mark of a brillant leader) :rolleyes:

Actually it was proven by fact checkers right after the debate.

What was proven?

So then BUSH LIED!

As far as I can tell. . .

Bush put money into a trust-fund, which invests money into various "oil and gas production" ventures. . . .which was so huge an investment that it generated a whole $84 in fund growth back to Bush. (the $84 on Bush’s return which Kerry refers to.)
However, this trustfund also owns 50% of another company “a tree growing company”

So, from this, your-guy Kerry decides (oh so smartly :rolleyes: )to paint Bush as some guy setting up some phoney timber businesses. (so if a tall politician is falling in his forest, should anyone yell “TIMBER” ? )

What’s worse, are all the liberal spin machines equivocating all over the facts. . . claiming “It’s true . . Bush owns a timber company.

Yeah, By that logic, I pay taxes. . . taxes which built this bridge here, therefore I OWN THIS BRIDGE here . . .wanna buy it?

Tyson? . . .on-ramp? . . .it's a BIG REACHING bridge for sale. . .i'll make you a great deal (?) . . .set-up a 4-year payment plan. . .

"Most of Bush's money now sits in a blind trust called the Lone Star Trust. It generated more than $395,000 in interest income for the president last year."


per:http://www.sptimes.com/2004/04/16/Columns/Tax_returns_show_Chen.shtml


blind trust: A trust in which the beneficiaries do not have knowledge of the trust's specific assets

what? that Kerry lied?

Jesus, you guys need a new hobby.

so, in other words; you're just going to buy Kerry's BIG REACHING bridge?

No, I'm going to see what he was getting at by the point of his statement, and not twist it into something that it isn't.

You guys got nothin', but it ain't for lack of tryin'.